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TexasEd
04-19-2013, 05:40 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIO5-McCQAID-he.png
Lehmberg, Rosemary

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/558936_10151600222511101_1212902479_n.jpg

longhornderek
04-19-2013, 06:01 PM
Lehmberg, Rosemary

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/558936_10151600222511101_1212902479_n.jpg

Is this before or after the waterboarding?

Gardner Barnes
04-19-2013, 06:50 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/mcumsteen/Kizer/183789_185636694807899_5497887_n_zps5efd474b.jpg

Possibly your best one yet. He blends in with that crew.

CPHornFan
04-19-2013, 08:13 PM
http://jpegy.com/images/uploads/2012/09/Free-mustache-rides.jpg

You're doing it wrong

JBeav
04-20-2013, 12:39 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/21/1.APD.10183421.001.jpg
10183421 TAYLOR KENNILOU 1314535 04/05/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLATION
Gotta be a gym teacher.


No Moe?

http://rstvideo.com/skadespelare/moe-howard.jpg

MagnificentBastard
04-20-2013, 07:18 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/32/1.APD.10183532.001.jpg
10183532 BROWN RAY 1314669 04/06/2013 2406-0 DISORDERLY CONDUCT-F

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/69/1.APD.10183569.001.jpg
10183569 BROWN RAY 1314703 04/06/2013 2406-0 DOC FIGHTING

Safe to assume: Ray Brown likes to fight.

MagnificentBastard
04-20-2013, 07:19 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/60/1.APD.10183560.001.jpg
10183560 DILLON SHAWNDRA 1314700 04/06/2013 4000-0 OUT OF COUNTY HURRR

MagnificentBastard
04-20-2013, 07:21 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/81/1.APD.10183481.001.jpg
10183481 ENE IONA 1314603 04/06/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

MagnificentBastard
04-20-2013, 07:23 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/58/1.APD.10183558.001.jpg
10183558 HUBACH ROBERT 1314701 04/06/2013 3442-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

MagnificentBastard
04-20-2013, 07:24 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/31/1.APD.10183531.001.jpg
10183531 JONES JOHNNY 1314668 04/06/2013 0600-0 THEFT (MC)

MagnificentBastard
04-20-2013, 07:26 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/14/1.APD.10183514.001.jpg
10183514 KASTNER HOLLY 1314648 04/06/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

MagnificentBastard
04-20-2013, 07:29 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/52/1.APD.10183552.001.jpg
10183552 SMALLWOOD MISTY 1314686 04/06/2013 1810-0 POSS DANGEROUS DRUG

MagnificentBastard
04-20-2013, 07:43 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/15/1.APD.10183515.001.jpg
10183515 TYRRELL PAIGE 1314651 04/06/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AzBU0W8CIAAVjmE.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AzGmzWhCUAArWbf.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCm1tc3CAAIgs62.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524767_10151481719887779_683590021_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/734283_10151457121457779_890442860_n.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-20-2013, 11:56 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/13/1.APD.10183513.001.jpg
10183513 FRIAS KIMBERLY 1314640 04/06/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM
http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/kimberly-nicole-frias/mug-shot-1811182.jpg
1/13/11 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM, A,
At least she filled in her rose.


http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/61/1.APD.10167561.001.jpg
10167561 GUILLEN AUDRIE 1253058 12/06/2012 1800-0 POSS CS PG1<1G (FS)
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/79/1.APD.10183579.001.jpg
10183579 GUILLEN AUDRIE 1314718 04/06/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/28/1.APD.10183528.001.jpg
10183528 HORNSBY CHAVAZE 1314664 04/06/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST TRAFFIC WARR
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/23413_496610147055926_1496248068_n.jpg
Clearly I'm in the wrong line of business.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/95/1.APD.10183595.001.jpg
10183595 LANDRUM RODERICK 1314727 04/06/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
Um, I think he's leaving...

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/83/1.APD.10183483.001.jpg
10183483 PHILLIPS KATHERINE 1314613 04/06/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED
Future Miss Mugshot. Calling it right now.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/75/1.APD.10183575.001.jpg
10183575 LEGER JAMES 1314712 04/06/2013 0902-0 ASSAULT BY CONTACT(M

http://i.imgur.com/WQHNr3h.jpg

Heavy 6
04-20-2013, 12:11 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/88/1.APD.10183288.001.jpg

http://i500.listal.com/image/3536627/500full.jpg

Eastwood22
04-20-2013, 12:36 PM
Chavaze is the first one with a money pic that is actually worth a shit.

Beau Vine
04-20-2013, 01:01 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10183204.001.jpg
10183204 GURINSKY EDWARD 1314309 04/04/2013 0600-0 POSS SANDUSKY VIBE


What's the deal on this one?


Edward Gurinsky

Background Investigator at EKG & Associates
Austin, Texas Area Security and Investigations
Mr. Edward Keith Gurinsky



Bar Card Number: 08628500
Work Address: 2613 Padina Dr

Austin, TX 78733-1666

Beau Vine
04-20-2013, 01:03 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/48/1.APD.10183248.001.jpg
10183248 SHAW MARK 1314344 04/04/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS

http://cdn.tss.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/allen-iverson-practice.jpg

Underdog
04-20-2013, 01:07 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/60/1.APD.10183560.001.jpg
10183560 DILLON SHAWNDRA 1314700 04/06/2013 4000-0 OUT OF COUNTY HURRR

http://static.rhap.com/img/356x237/3/8/7/5/665783_356x237.jpg

MagnificentBastard
04-20-2013, 01:28 PM
^^^ Fuck. yes.

Soul Glo
04-20-2013, 06:30 PM
damnit, must spread rep, etc.

Nice work, Underdog

Soul Glo
04-20-2013, 06:38 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/88/1.APD.10183288.001.jpg

http://i500.listal.com/image/3536627/500full.jpg

That's a damn good one. I was thinking he looked a little like Sam Rockwell

http://images.hollywood.com/cms/500x625/7297261.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-21-2013, 03:22 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/69/1.APD.10183669.001.jpg
10183669 AZUA JUAN 1314816 04/07/2013 2111-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED BAC >= 0.15
He and a certain DA should hang out...in jail.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/17/1.APD.10183617.001.jpg
10183617 BANDA MARIO 1314748 04/07/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE PUTTING THE OOPS IN HOOPS

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/18/1.APD.10183618.001.jpg
10183618 BUSTAMANTE RAY 1314761 04/07/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)
Unfortunate but apt naming. Can't believe he took that for just a minor possession charge.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/21/1.APD.10183621.001.jpg
10183621 CADY VICTOR 1314763 04/07/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/225372_10150238814601071_2243717_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/27/1.APD.10183627.001.jpg
10183627 ENGLER ALEXANDRIA 1314769 04/07/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
http://distilleryimage7.s3.amazonaws.com/bad88ca03d5b11e1a87612313804ec91_6.jpg
http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/e920b83479d911e180c9123138016265_7.jpg
http://distilleryimage6.s3.amazonaws.com/6e5895d4418711e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg
Also...
http://mugshots.mobi/img/640468/lg/alexandra-engler.jpg
2012-03-18 -2100-0 Driving While Intoxi

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-21-2013, 03:38 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/33/1.APD.10183633.001.jpg
10183633 ANDERSON KIP 1314777 04/07/2013 1810-0 POSS DANGEROUS DRUG
I admittedly don't know much about gauging, but are your ears supposed to be that color?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/55/1.APD.10183655.001.jpg
10183655 HADNOT NYESHA 1314801 04/07/2013 3734-0 DRIVING W/LIC INV W/
I wonder how many bars she'll get now. (rimshot)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/53/1.APD.10183653.001.jpg
10183653 HOKAMP VIRGINIA 1314797 04/07/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND
What.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Hs1U1JNs0FQ/UDk1Ve8xl2I/AAAAAAAAADc/oT3LpL3hZ5s/s519/375714_2743564002683_166207621_n.jpg
http://photos2.meetupstatic.com/photos/member/c/a/b/4/highres_30471892.jpeg
http://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000010904723-hqh4cv-crop.jpg?ca77017

Hi! I'm 28 and I work as a business development associate up north. I love making new friends. I enjoy comedy, dancing, being silly, improv, roller skating, swimming at Barton Springs, eating out, biking, watching movies, & hanging out with friends.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/12/1.APD.10183612.001.jpg
10183612 KORTHALS DAWN 1314759 04/07/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/403824_108830172573253_50663250_n.jpg
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/148/e2e430d6243c4d6e97e3664437242a67/l.jpg
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/127/7e1108d6b95c482ea8c4c0e3f2b445c5/l.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-21-2013, 04:06 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/03/1.APD.10183603.001.jpg
10183603 HEMPHILL LEROY 1314744 04/07/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/50/1.APD.10183650.001.jpg
10183650 HENSON KEVIN 1314796 04/07/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/28/1.APD.10183628.001.jpg
10183628 LAUDER KELLY 1314771 04/07/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/526427_126243180886027_437842965_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/268784_101430473367298_1575333041_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/480751_124048877772124_959899034_n.jpg
Better stuff on her flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kellymeister/

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/64/1.APD.10183664.001.jpg
10183664 LIMUEL LUCILLE 1314812 04/07/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND
http://beaut.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/iStock_000012602061XSmall-200x200.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/11/1.APD.10183611.001.jpg
10183611 NAM DAVID 1314755 04/07/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/246548_10152674758310553_1873571763_n.jpg

X gon give it to ya
Wait, what?

Blain
04-21-2013, 04:54 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/03/1.APD.10183603.001.jpg
10183603 HEMPHILL LEROY 1314744 04/07/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA


lulz.... I want to be Leroy Hemphill.

MagnificentBastard
04-21-2013, 05:24 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/225372_10150238814601071_2243717_n.jpg


I can't draw thumbs either.

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-21-2013, 05:26 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/57/1.APD.10183657.001.jpg
10183657 SOUTHALL JAMAR 1314804 04/07/2013 2707-0 FAILURE TO IDENTIFY

RFL PROFILE
http://i.imgur.com/fYEQMkZ.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/CKPcY6W.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/4xMfGSh.gif

ALIAS: Schlongout
AGE: 20
MUGS: 21 (#25 overall)
a) Yearly Breakdown
-2013: 2
-2012: 14
-2011: 5
b) Charge Breakdown
-Criminal Trespass: 8
-Exposure: 3
-Failure to Identify: 3
-Pedestrian on Roadway: 3
-Warrant: 2
-City Ordinance Violation: 1
-Littering: 1

Dennis Taylor
04-21-2013, 06:32 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/32/1.APD.10183532.001.jpg
10183532 BROWN RAY 1314669 04/06/2013 2406-0 DISORDERLY CONDUCT-F



http://www.wildsound-filmmaking-feedback-events.com/images/full_metal_jacket_gomer_pyle.jpg

darwin
04-21-2013, 09:57 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/21/1.APD.10183621.001.jpg
10183621 CADY VICTOR 1314763 04/07/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED


http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/36931989.jpg

skipperj
04-21-2013, 10:47 PM
http://www.wildsound-filmmaking-feedback-events.com/images/full_metal_jacket_gomer_pyle.jpg

+

http://www.alpcentauri.info/bubba-gump.jpg

=

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/32/1.APD.10183532.001.jpg

247Bear
04-21-2013, 11:50 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/32/1.APD.10183532.001.jpg

http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2012/02/21/022012-Quincy-Acy-SW-PI_20120221013530663_660_320.JPG

MP5
04-22-2013, 03:31 AM
Austin Recidivists get your shit together! Small time motherfuckers, Coming up on 4 Hundred
http://www.suntimes.com/19542640-761/arrested-396-times-woman-knows-how-to-work-the-system.html

MagnificentBastard
04-22-2013, 06:25 AM
And then she returns to the streets to be arrested again and again — so many times that she ranks in the top 1 percent for all current CPD arrestees.

At 396 arrests, they still weren't ready to declare her top dog, just a 1%er.

MagnificentBastard
04-22-2013, 06:29 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/23/1.APD.10183723.001.jpg
10183723 ANGUS MICHAEL 1314891 04/08/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJUANA <2OZ

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2009/04/bbt-hofstadter-isotope.jpg

MagnificentBastard
04-22-2013, 06:30 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/77/1.APD.10183777.001.jpg
10183777 BARAJAS CHRISTINA 1314944 04/08/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

MagnificentBastard
04-22-2013, 06:34 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/23/1.APD.10183823.001.jpg
10183823 CLIFTON DONALD 1314993 04/08/2013 0900-0 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY INJ 22.01(A)(1) PC

MagnificentBastard
04-22-2013, 06:35 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10183804.001.jpg
10183804 CRAIG DOUGLAS 1314973 04/08/2013 4000-0 SEEMS LEGIT

MP5
04-22-2013, 06:38 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/23/1.APD.10183823.001.jpg
10183823 CLIFTON DONALD 1314993 04/08/2013 0900-0 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY INJ 22.01(A)(1) PC

http://www.thehunchblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/17-quasi.png

MagnificentBastard
04-22-2013, 06:39 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/75/1.APD.10183775.001.jpg
10183775 EARLS SHERRE 1314941 04/08/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM

MagnificentBastard
04-22-2013, 06:41 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/13/1.APD.10183713.001.jpg
10183713 FAGLIE LINDSEY 1314868 04/08/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJUANA <2OZ

http://cdn3.hark.com/images/000/002/100/2100/original.jpg

MagnificentBastard
04-22-2013, 06:42 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/10/1.APD.10183810.001.jpg
10183810 GOMEZ ELDER 1314982 04/08/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

Younger Gomez never had a chance.

MagnificentBastard
04-22-2013, 06:44 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/85/1.APD.10183685.001.jpg
10183685 HARDMAN AMANDA 1314834 04/08/2013 1802-0 POSS CONTROLLED SUB/OTHER PG 3 >=28G<2 - PI

MagnificentBastard
04-22-2013, 06:45 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/05/1.APD.10183705.001.jpg
10183705 HARRIS JABREE 1314856 04/08/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

MagnificentBastard
04-22-2013, 06:49 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/76/1.APD.10183776.001.jpg
10183776 MINNIEFIELD BREANNA 1314943 04/08/2013 0900-1 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FV 22.01(A)(1) P

MagnificentBastard
04-22-2013, 07:01 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/03/1.APD.10183703.001.jpg
10183703 WOODWARD MEGAN 1314855 04/08/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED - COLLISION

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/86/1.APD.10183786.001.jpg
10183786 WOODWARD SHEILA 1314957 04/08/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM

Did she assault Megan?

HornsN04
04-22-2013, 08:13 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/23/1.APD.10183823.001.jpg
10183823 CLIFTON DONALD 1314993 04/08/2013 0900-0 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY INJ 22.01(A)(1) PC

Actually is Dolan.

Celery Man
04-22-2013, 03:04 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/75/1.APD.10183775.001.jpg
10183775 EARLS SHERRE 1314941 04/08/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/533702_496398320405135_1608871732_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578710_442287472482887_48329310_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/388457_293364050708564_917314642_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/526154_397113697000265_598714642_n.jpg
yay


http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/85/1.APD.10183685.001.jpg
10183685 HARDMAN AMANDA 1314834 04/08/2013 1802-0 POSS CONTROLLED SUB/OTHER PG 3 >=28G<2 - PI
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/14000_10152722800985066_2139318310_n.jpg
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1595308638/215600_10150534542165066_748880065_17858500_174472 8_n-1.jpg
https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-ash4/c33.33.413.413/s160x160/405429_10151227497240066_893628084_n.jpg
she seems fun

Fillmore Slim
04-22-2013, 03:12 PM
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/30314481/Screen%20shot%202013-04-22%20at%202.10.21%20PM.png

Celery Man
04-22-2013, 03:15 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/65/1.APD.10183765.001.jpg
10183765 AMES KERRY 1314932 04/08/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJUANA <2OZ

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/16/1.APD.10183816.001.jpg
10183816 CORN SAMANTHA 1314987 04/08/2013 3799-0 DERP OFFENSE SING

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/92/1.APD.10183792.001.jpg
10183792 DIXON JOSHUA 1314956 04/08/2013 4000-0 OUT OF COUNTY MISDEM

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/88/1.APD.10183788.001.jpg
10183788 EVANS JOHN 1314951 04/08/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10183704.001.jpg
10183704 FLOYD CHAD 1314858 04/08/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

Celery Man
04-22-2013, 03:24 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/62/1.APD.10183762.001.jpg
10183762 GLASS AMBER 1314929 04/08/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/533384_488633207858622_1949171079_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/301305_478844868837456_2032161379_n.jpg
i like it when they post their old drunk mugshots on their facebook
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/554939_478545955534014_215053176_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/417596_478545638867379_1486367195_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/559799_478545455534064_22265541_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/80/1.APD.10183780.001.jpg
10183780 JOHNSON TREVEON 1314948 04/08/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j348/b4zwutan/treveon_zps2e4ee972.png
wise words from an intelligent man
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/60/1.APD.10184060.001.jpg
10184060 LEE PO 1314885 04/08/2013 3399-0 VIO ESSENTIAL NEED DL

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/72/1.APD.10183772.001.jpg
10183772 MCCLURE JUSTIN 1314942 04/08/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

Degenerate Gardener
04-22-2013, 03:25 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/11/1.APD.10183611.001.jpg
10183611 NAM DAVID 1314755 04/07/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION


This isn't Nam, dude.

Celery Man
04-22-2013, 03:32 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/95/1.APD.10183795.001.jpg
10183795 PEKASTANSBERRY ABIGAYLE 1314965 04/08/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT


http://www.bustedmugshots.com/image/get/listing/mug-shot-29240462.jpg

Oh hai!
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/6/060b64d3909845ef87d3df495457d7f0/l.jpg
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/59/0681a15d0a28426fa2feed8fab69ccb2/l.jpg
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/3/b64b17e5c976472484ac446f5e5a1722/l.jpg

another in the bank for mr. perry
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/82/1.APD.10183782.001.jpg
10183782 PERRY LEE 1314952 04/08/2013 2418-0 PEDESTRIAN ON ROADWAY

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/28/1.APD.10183728.001.jpg
10183728 QUINN MARTIN 1314898 04/08/2013 4003-0 APPLICATION TO REVOKE PROBATION

Celery Man
04-22-2013, 03:39 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/11/1.APD.10183811.001.jpg
10183811 RENFROE DONALD 1314981 04/08/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/01/1.APD.10183701.001.jpg
10183701 RIDDLE TONY 1314847 04/08/2013 2707-0 FAILURE TO IDENTIFY - FUGITIVE
to be fair, he did identify, it was just in the form of a riddle

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/79/1.APD.10183779.001.jpg
10183779 SALCHER ALLISON 1314947 04/08/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND TEGAN & SARA TIX
http://www.justmugshots.com/img/3839676/lg/allison-salcher.jpg
201-9-21 - Theft (tegan&sara albums)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/48/1.APD.10183848.001.jpg
10183848 TEGGE JAKE 1315019 04/08/2013 1800-0 POSS CS PG 1 >=1G <4
caption pls

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/78/1.APD.10183778.001.jpg
10183778 WILLIAMS RICHELLE 1314946 04/08/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/533246_100917280058798_1995724689_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/552558_100471506770042_1560855528_n.jpg
i don't know what that is

FuckinA
04-22-2013, 04:17 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10183704.001.jpg
10183704 FLOYD CHAD 1314858 04/08/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a116/jmidget123/Snake-1.png

Kyrie Eleison
04-22-2013, 05:28 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/552558_100471506770042_1560855528_n.jpg
i don't know what that is

yes you do...and you like it.

neonmoon44
04-22-2013, 05:29 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/72/1.APD.10183772.001.jpg
10183772 MCCLURE JUSTIN 1314942 04/08/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ0t02K1nvACA5aAvPD462Hj2941mWHx _h81t1uap9AuPti8HQQlA

SBBruin
04-22-2013, 05:48 PM
This thread continues to amaze.

Underdog
04-22-2013, 06:26 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/28/1.APD.10183728.001.jpg
10183728 QUINN MARTIN 1314898 04/08/2013 4003-0 APPLICATION TO REVOKE PROBATION

A Quinn Martin Production.

89Horn
04-22-2013, 08:51 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/65/1.APD.10183765.001.jpghttp://img509.imageshack.us/img509/7880/bertramyy8.png
10183765 AMES KERRY 1314932 04/08/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJUANA <2OZ


http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/16/1.APD.10183816.001.jpghttps://www.sportnovascotia.ca/Portals/0/images/program/RICOH11/Adrienne-Power-%28H&S%29.jpg
10183816 CORN SAMANTHA 1314987 04/08/2013 3799-0 DERP OFFENSE SING

DCA_HORN
04-22-2013, 09:13 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/72/1.APD.10183772.001.jpg
10183772 MCCLURE JUSTIN 1314942 04/08/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

Hi, I'm Justin McClure. You might remember me from such arrests as: Warrant Arrest Non Traffic, Public Intoxication, and Possesion of a Controlled Substance.

Stu
04-22-2013, 09:22 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/01/1.APD.10183701.001.jpg
10183701 RIDDLE TONY 1314847 04/08/2013 2707-0 FAILURE TO IDENTIFY - FUGITIVE

Oh Hootie.. With a little love, and some tenderness

UTCzech
04-22-2013, 10:01 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10183704.001.jpg
10183704 FLOYD CHAD 1314858 04/08/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

Finally somebody I know, at least I think it's him, any LHAB members out there from the mid -1980's can confirm...

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-22-2013, 10:34 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/40/1.APD.10183740.001.jpg
10183740 AGUILAR GEORGE 1314911 04/08/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
Just 16 years ago he looked like this:
http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/george-aguilar/mug-shot-84933381.jpg
Alcoholism is a bitch.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/71/1.APD.10183771.001.jpg
10183771 COTHRAN JAMES 1314938 04/08/2013 1818-0 POSS OF DRUG PARAPHERNALIA
Teardrop always looks so contrite. Had been silent since December so he's fallen out of the Top 50 now with "just" 13 mugs.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/58/1.APD.10183758.001.jpg
10183758 ENGELLS MICHELLE 1314925 04/08/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND
http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/michelle-engells/mug-shot-49421281.jpg
03-30-2012 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI


http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/13/1.APD.10183713.001.jpg
10183713 FAGLIE LINDSEY 1314868 04/08/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJUANA <2OZ

http://cdn3.hark.com/images/000/002/100/2100/original.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/481278_366450923467994_1772171845_n.jpg
She could probably bench that crate.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/33/1.APD.10183733.001.jpg
10183733 GUERRERO ANDREW 1314894 04/08/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-22-2013, 10:55 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/96/1.APD.10183796.001.jpg
10183796 JOYNER LATOYA 1314966 04/08/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/375466_10150377716163651_727190243_n.jpg
That green eye makeup really helps.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/87/1.APD.10183787.001.jpg
10183787 ROBLES PABLO 1314958 04/08/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC
#19 for Pablo.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/16/1.APD.10183716.001.jpg
10183716 KIMBALL STEVEN 1314864 04/08/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS - BUSINESS
Would probably win the Mr. Creepy Mugshot Tournament month after month.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/34/1.APD.10183834.001.jpg
10183834 MARTINEZ DAVID 1315006 04/08/2013 0300-0 AGG ROBBERY
Better post bail quickly.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/46/1.APD.10183746.001.jpg
10183746 MOSES MORGAN 1314920 04/08/2013 2731-0 HARASSMENT OF PUBLIC SERVANT
Back-to-back days with a female pattern balding perp. Maybe they run in some kind of underground, hairless gang.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/87/1.APD.10183687.001.jpg
10183687 PRICE DAVID 1314837 04/08/2013 3212-0 URINATING IN PUBLIC PLACE
He looks cool as a cucumber. I bet he's still peeing under that uniform, too, just to spite them.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/90/1.APD.10183790.001.jpg
10183790 RANGEL CICILY 1314961 04/08/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)

cicily rangel is my name
only made this kuz meko told me i shuld!
loves strawberries alottt!
favorite color is yelloww((:
aw$tin, tx
I hear she also likes turtles.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/24/1.APD.10183724.001.jpg
10183724 REYES ROBERT 1314877 04/08/2013 2013-1 INJ TO DISABLED FAM/DATE VIOL
Wow, that's pretty low on the ladder of lowlifes.

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-22-2013, 11:09 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/94/1.APD.10183894.001.jpg
10183894 VASQUEZ JOHN 1314896 04/08/2013 1712-0 AGG SEXUAL ASSAULT OF A CHILD

Austin school district police say that a Blazier Elementary School teacher sexually assaulted a 7-year-old girl in his first-grade class in 2011.

John Joseph Vasquez was arrested Monday on a charge of aggravated sexual assault of a child. Police Chief Eric Mendez said Tuesday that Vasquez, 43, was also charged with an improper relationship between an educator and a student.

...

Though the girl is no longer enrolled in the Austin school district, her father told district police on April 1 that she had recently refused to enroll in an extracurricular activity at Blazier because she said Vasquez had touched and kissed her when she was a student there, the affidavit says.

The girl later told a forensic interviewer that every day during class between January and March 2011, Vasquez would ask her to retrieve papers from the printer in a shielded area of the classroom, the affidavit says. The girl said Vasquez would then come over and put his hands down her pants, according to the affidavit.

Asked what Vasquez looked like when he was doing this, the girl said she saw him “biting his lip,” the affidavit says.

The girl said Vasquez would call her his favorite first-grader and give her extra putty to play with in class, the affidavit says. He also gave her a pillow with the words “I love you,” on it, the affidavit says the girl said.
More here if you can stomach it: http://www.statesman.com/news/news/crime-law/police-aisd-teacher-sexually-assaulted-first-grade/nXG4H/

NorthLoop
04-22-2013, 11:13 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/94/1.APD.10183894.001.jpg
10183894 VASQUEZ JOHN 1314896 04/08/2013 1712-0 AGG SEXUAL ASSAULT OF A CHILD

More here if you can stomach it: http://www.statesman.com/news/news/crime-law/police-aisd-teacher-sexually-assaulted-first-grade/nXG4H/


gen pop please

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-22-2013, 11:17 PM
OK, back to less depressing material...

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/86/1.APD.10183686.001.jpg
10183686 REGAN CHRISTINE 1314836 04/08/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/9621_100244776660673_4114876_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/9621_100246489993835_2222284_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/9621_100246486660502_4517746_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/9621_100246576660493_3183053_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/9621_100244783327339_7697838_n.jpg
Flipper's like "Why the hell do I smell fish?"

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-22-2013, 11:26 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/10/1.APD.10183810.001.jpg
10183810 GOMEZ ELDER 1314982 04/08/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION



http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/78/1.APD.10183778.001.jpg
10183778 WILLIAMS RICHELLE 1314946 04/08/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND


http://i.imgur.com/pVgV06G.jpg



http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/10/1.APD.10183810.001.jpg
10183810 GOMEZ ELDER 1314982 04/08/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/11/1.APD.10183811.001.jpg
10183811 RENFROE DONALD 1314981 04/08/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

http://i.imgur.com/Dj0oFTP.jpg



http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/10/1.APD.10183810.001.jpg
10183810 GOMEZ ELDER 1314982 04/08/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/83/1.APD.10183683.001.jpg
10183683 ALMENDARIZ FRANCISCO 1314832 04/08/2013 4200-0 IMMIGRATION/NAT. ACT
http://i.imgur.com/ZVWWmVL.jpg

NorthLoop
04-22-2013, 11:33 PM
you need a girlfriend dude :mrgreen:

Celery Man
04-22-2013, 11:54 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/95/1.APD.10183795.001.jpg
10183795 PEKASTANSBERRY ABIGAYLE 1314965 04/08/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT


lulz just noticed her shirt

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-23-2013, 12:13 AM
you need a girlfriend dude :mrgreen:
Wife disagrees. Well, it was worth a shot. Thanks anyway. :grin:

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/54/1.APD.10183754.001.jpg
10183754 BISHOP JAMES 1314921 04/08/2013 4000-0 PAROLE VIOLATION

I feel like this guy belongs in a '50s film noir...or at least one of those pulpy comic books.

http://i.imgur.com/amc8QZl.jpg

NorthLoop
04-23-2013, 12:33 AM
Wife disagrees. Well, it was worth a shot. Thanks anyway. :grin:



I stand by my original statement

Hefeweizen
04-23-2013, 08:59 AM
John Vazquez would be a dead motherfucker if that was my kid.

Celery Man
04-23-2013, 01:17 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/53/1.APD.10183853.001.jpg
10183853 ALVAREZ JOHN 1315023 04/09/2013 1712-0 AGG SEXUAL ASSAULT OF A CHILD

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/49/1.APD.10183849.001.jpg
10183849 APODACA KAYSHA 1315020 04/09/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI - NON COLLISION
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/184808_364426537003717_1428028818_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/63424_366352656811105_624361062_n.jpg
sometimes, no

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/43/1.APD.10183943.001.jpg
10183943 CAPE SARAH 1315138 04/09/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/24/1.APD.10183924.001.jpg
10183924 CORDOBA JORDAN 1315137 04/09/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND - SLSO CO

Celery Man
04-23-2013, 01:44 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/23/1.APD.10183923.001.jpg
10183923 ESTRADA AUDREY 1315119 04/09/2013 2108-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED-CHILD PASSENGER

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/84/1.APD.10183884.001.jpg
10183884 FENDLEY AMBER 1315065 04/09/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/02/1.APD.10183902.001.jpg
10183902 FERTITTA NICHOLAS 1315098 04/09/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT
I actually don't think either of these guys are him, it's just amazing he's got two quasi doppelgangers with the same name on facebook
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/295622_488958584500374_441382651_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/48073_10200870201735367_1194192110_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/92/1.APD.10183892.001.jpg
10183892 FOWLER KEITH 1315067 04/09/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/80/1.APD.10183880.001.jpg
10183880 HUNT JOSHUA 1315055 04/09/2013 1000-0 FORGERY FINANCIAL IN

Celery Man
04-23-2013, 01:58 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/68/1.APD.10183868.001.jpg
10183868 LEE CATHRYN 1315052 04/09/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)
she seems smart and interesting to listen to
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/481_348844565219471_396618150_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/293655_319422254828369_132334459_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/12199_314458535324741_1021250635_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/522377_303471183090143_1397466338_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/76/1.APD.10183876.001.jpg
10183876 LYNE CHRIS 1315038 04/09/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/89/1.APD.10183889.001.jpg
10183889 MANOR GARY 1315054 04/09/2013 3734-0 DRIVING W/LIC INV W/

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/79/1.APD.10183879.001.jpg
10183879 MILLER JULIA 1315053 04/09/2013 0600-0 THEFT<DAT ASS

Playoffs?
04-23-2013, 02:04 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/89/1.APD.10183889.001.jpg
10183889 MANOR GARY 1315054 04/09/2013 3734-0 DRIVING W/LIC INV W/

https://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1334/35/1334350108927.jpg

Celery Man
04-23-2013, 02:05 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/56/1.APD.10183956.001.jpg
10183956 PINEDO RAMIRO 1315145 04/09/2013 4000-0 OUT OF COUNTY_FELONY

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/47/1.APD.10183947.001.jpg
10183947 RAY SCOTT 1315152 04/09/2013 1818-0 POSS OF DRUG PARA (P

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/37/1.APD.10183937.001.jpg
10183937 REYNOLDS KIMBERLY 1315153 04/09/2013 0619-0 THEFT OF MATERIAL AL

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/60/1.APD.10183960.001.jpg
10183960 SAMARRIPA MICHAEL 1315157 04/09/2013 0900-1 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FV 22.01(A)(1) P

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/32/1.APD.10183832.001.jpg
10183832 SISTI ANGEL 1315003 04/09/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
lulz, beware the facebook selfie
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/602640_518672931485408_1593049232_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/156367_553974157955285_372952489_n.jpg

jt
04-23-2013, 02:05 PM
she seems smart and interesting to listen to

i would be interested in discussing a few things w/ her

http://i36.tinypic.com/5vvz4m.jpg

SBBruin
04-23-2013, 02:06 PM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/12199_314458535324741_1021250635_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/522377_303471183090143_1397466338_n.jpg



Emily Post would not approve of her manners.

SBBruin
04-23-2013, 02:07 PM
i would be interested in discussing a few things w/ her

http://i36.tinypic.com/5vvz4m.jpg

whoa.

Mitch Cumsteen
04-23-2013, 02:10 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/mcumsteen/Kizer/48073_10200870201735367_1194192110_n_zps64379912.j pg

Celery Man
04-23-2013, 02:14 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/90/1.APD.10183890.001.jpg
10183890 STOLZY DAVID 1315066 04/09/2013 3299-0 VIOL CITY ORDINANCE - OTHER CAMPING

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/30/1.APD.10183830.001.jpg
10183830 STRYCKER STEFANI 1315001 04/09/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
3 mutual
http://0.static.wix.com/media/abef0fd00db9394b79ba0b25d9bf54d2.wix_mp_512
http://media-cache-ec5.pinterest.com/avatars/stefanistrycks_1351100667_600.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/532909_10200872413394010_1168910189_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/549218_10200679614094148_2059595179_n.jpg
wtf is a medical aesthetician

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/00/1.APD.10183900.001.jpg
10183900 TORRES LAUREN 1315079 04/09/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND GIRL W/DRAGON TATOO BLU RAY DISC

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/76/1.APD.10183976.001.jpg
10183976 TORRES SERGIO 1315178 04/09/2013 3709-0 HAZARDOUS TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/79/1.APD.10183979.001.jpg
10183979 VALENTINE CHRISTINE 1315156 04/09/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJUANA <2OZ

CheeseWeasel
04-23-2013, 02:15 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/82/1.APD.10183782.001.jpg
10183782 PERRY LEE 1314952 04/08/2013 2418-0 PEDESTRIAN ON ROADWAY

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxW2ITHymvorm0iC7n20JP7FPEQ32JP VuQvjEx1f6T4qINdarKkQ

CheeseWeasel
04-23-2013, 02:16 PM
whoa.

No shit. And she likes Whataburger.

SBBruin
04-23-2013, 02:17 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/79/1.APD.10183979.001.jpg
10183979 VALENTINE CHRISTINE 1315156 04/09/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJUANA <2OZ

I'm sure she smells like roses.

Celery Man
04-23-2013, 02:20 PM
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j348/b4zwutan/stryckermonkey_zps00e23573.jpg

RamjetFDO
04-23-2013, 02:27 PM
http://www.balettie.com/texas/APD_areyounotentertained.jpg

Luke Duke
04-23-2013, 02:41 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/10/1.APD.10183810.001.jpg
10183810 GOMEZ ELDER 1314982 04/08/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

Younger Gomez never had a chance.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/rtapia/elder1_zpsad3d5784.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/rtapia/elder2_zps227eae97.jpg

The University
04-23-2013, 02:54 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/68/1.APD.10183868.001.jpg
10183868 LEE CATHRYN 1315052 04/09/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)
she seems smart and interesting to listen to
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/481_348844565219471_396618150_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/293655_319422254828369_132334459_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/12199_314458535324741_1021250635_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/522377_303471183090143_1397466338_n.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/j21JLRu.jpg

x twelventy billion


nttawwt.

NorthLoop
04-23-2013, 02:54 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/84/1.APD.10183884.001.jpg
10183884 FENDLEY AMBER 1315065 04/09/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND


haha - this was my best friend's girlfriend in HS

judge roybeanbag
04-23-2013, 03:03 PM
haha - this was my best friend's girlfriend in HS

Dammit you know the rules.

Speedtrucker
04-23-2013, 03:11 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/9621_100244783327339_7697838_n.jpg
Flipper's like "Why the hell do I smell fish?"

thigh?

NorthLoop
04-23-2013, 03:19 PM
Dammit you know the rules.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/61212_153108631384498_5944999_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/62897_153619034666791_4772695_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/246644_499380070090684_1075278658_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/38687_140385135989789_2567805_n.jpg

cute girl - pretty much looks the same now as she did in HS

SHOOTER12
04-23-2013, 03:24 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/28/1.APD.10183728.001.jpg
10183728 QUINN MARTIN 1314898 04/08/2013 4003-0 APPLICATION TO REVOKE PROBATION

...and this has been a Quinn Martin Production

PurplePride95
04-23-2013, 03:32 PM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/295622_488958584500374_441382651_n.jpg



http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/haters-gonna-hate-down-syndrome-gif.gif

PurplePride95
04-23-2013, 03:34 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/28/1.APD.10183728.001.jpg
10183728 QUINN MARTIN 1314898 04/08/2013 4003-0 APPLICATION TO REVOKE PROBATION

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/910341/thumbs/s-STORAGE-WARS-FRANK-GUTTIEREZ-121218-large.jpg?11

Mitch Cumsteen
04-23-2013, 03:38 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/mcumsteen/Kizer/246644_499380070090684_1075278658_n_zps95cda047.jp g

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-23-2013, 03:38 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/43/1.APD.10183943.001.jpg
10183943 CAPE SARAH 1315138 04/09/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/226415_9083487731_1336_n.jpg
Meh.



http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/24/1.APD.10183924.001.jpg
10183924 CORDOBA JORDAN 1315137 04/09/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND - SLSO CO
First arrest in Texas but six priors in Florida (as recent as last December).
http://worldredeye.com/wp-content/uploads/massupload/52859949-Jordan-Cordoba-&-Michael-Croziet.jpg
http://worldredeye.com/wp-content/uploads/massupload/52859911-DSC_4065.jpg
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/110425/18/4db6231d28db7.jpg
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/110425/18/4db6234f3cf52.jpg
http://www.modelmayhem.com/2191473

EvilCaseMcCoy
04-23-2013, 03:45 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/mcumsteen/Kizer/246644_499380070090684_1075278658_n_zps95cda047.jp g

wuuuut! Whitney Houston!?! that's crazy she got that before she died.

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-23-2013, 03:57 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/84/1.APD.10183884.001.jpg
10183884 FENDLEY AMBER 1315065 04/09/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND



cute girl - pretty much looks the same now as she did in HS
Fourth arrest...two of those were in her high school days. From last April:
http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/amber-fendley/mug-shot-51545581.jpg
4/12/12 2102-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/181041_589922241036466_1808446640_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/11325_576805195681504_293377360_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/67897_543777705650920_280022244_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/536046_574335282595162_1167816015_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-ash4/c31.31.388.388/s160x160/390609_344668422228517_2124310650_n.jpg
Looks better as an adult.
https://www.facebook.com/abfendley

NorthLoop
04-23-2013, 04:04 PM
yeah I didn't post pics of her from HS

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-23-2013, 04:20 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/20/1.APD.10183920.001.jpg
10183920 ANDERSON JOHN 1315128 04/09/2013 0903-0 ASSAULT PUBLIC SERVA
#23.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/19/1.APD.10183819.001.jpg
10183819 BURFORD GLEN 1314991 04/09/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/74/1.APD.10183874.001.jpg
10183874 DOUGHERTY ROBERT 1315032 04/09/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA
Two assaults with a deadly weapon aren't enough to keep Rob off the Austin streets evidently.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/63/1.APD.10183863.001.jpg
10183863 CONLEE SEAN 1315049 04/09/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/424600_3632597979633_1310466968_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/577944_4454323122248_124489246_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/167450_3291310847668_943922308_n.jpg
Huh.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/49/1.APD.10183949.001.jpg
10183949 EVANS JEROME 1315164 04/09/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC
http://thejerseycritic.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/the-thing-michael-chiklis.jpg

Brisketexan
04-23-2013, 04:27 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/63/1.APD.10183863.001.jpg

http://us.tintin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tintin-appears1.jpg

Tex Pete
04-23-2013, 04:28 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_There_s_Something_About_Mary/998SAM_Cameron_Diaz_063.jpg

Mr.Dolemite
04-23-2013, 04:40 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/43/1.APD.10183943.001.jpg
10183943 CAPE SARAH 1315138 04/09/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZxPI310vWkavmEmxrVkh4vqTsEw3XQ MyEvPe6l-bw3LL_Yp2a

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-23-2013, 04:52 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/37/1.APD.10183837.001.jpg
10183837 FRANKLIN TORIAN 1315004 04/09/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/563775_10152672894915167_1311509044_n.jpg
Prefers to be called "Bishop Swaggy."



http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/robert-frost/mug-shot-83704421.jpg
10175352 FROST ROBERT 1305505 02/05/2013 1705-0 PUBLIC LEWDNESS

His little horse must've thought it queer
To shag without a farmhouse near
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/21/1.APD.10183921.001.jpg
10183921 FROST ROBERT 1315141 04/09/2013 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON

He begs and pleads with hands that shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the click
As with this glock his soul I take.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/47/1.APD.10183847.001.jpg
10183847 HENDERSON SEAN 1315011 04/09/2013 1800-0 POSS CONTROLLED SUB/NARCOTIC PG1<1G

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/82/1.APD.10183882.001.jpg
10183882 LEBLANC CARLA 1315062 04/09/2013 0600-0 THEFT (MC)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/54/1.APD.10183954.001.jpg
10183954 LOTT LAWYER 1315163 04/09/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
I have my doubts.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/35/1.APD.10183935.001.jpg
10183935 MATTHEWS NOLAN 1315143 04/09/2013 4000-0 OUT OF COUNTY_FELONY

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/86/1.APD.10183886.001.jpg
10183886 MCGEE ALBERT 1315069 04/09/2013 3734-0 DRIVING WHILE LICENSE INVALID 521.457 TRC M
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/21711_10101004661183027_2092193607_n.jpg
I like how he protects the beer.

jt
04-23-2013, 04:59 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/48/1.APD.10183248.001.jpg
10183248 SHAW MARK 1314344 04/04/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/9593.png&w=350&h=254

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-23-2013, 05:20 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/26/1.APD.10183926.001.jpg
10183926 MILLER ARTHUR 1315131 04/09/2013 4000-0 CONTEMPT-NONPAYMENT
Death of a Deadbeat?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/88/1.APD.10183988.001.jpg
10183988 MILLIGAN MARCUS 1315195 04/09/2013 1800-0 POSS CONTROLLED SUB/NARCOTIC PG 2 <1G
May have the single greatest honker in Austin.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/14/1.APD.10183914.001.jpg
10183914 MILNER RONALD 1315127 04/09/2013 3113-0 PAROLE VIOLATION
"Is this a bad time?"

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/67/1.APD.10183867.001.jpg
10183867 PORTER BOBBY 1315026 04/09/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA
The return of Jellybean!

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/19/1.APD.10183919.001.jpg
10183919 SMITH FREDDIE 1315147 04/09/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOX W/3 PRE
http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/freddie-smith/mug-shot-65741841.jpghttp://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/freddie-smith/mug-shot-64540921.jpg
lulz.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/42/1.APD.10183842.001.jpg
10183842 SOLISALVAREZ ANA 1315012 04/09/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)
Remarkably similar mugshots given that they're separated by nearly eight months.
http://www.anonvote.com/img/1365313649172.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/78/1.APD.10183878.001.jpg
10183878 MILLER JOEL 1315041 04/09/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA
Hey, Joel's still kickin'!

...Or he actually died years ago.

Fillmore Slim
04-23-2013, 05:41 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/83/1.APD.10183683.001.jpg
10183683 ALMENDARIZ FRANCISCO 1314832 04/08/2013 4200-0 IMMIGRATION/NAT. ACT
http://i.imgur.com/ZVWWmVL.jpg

lmao

Heavy 6
04-23-2013, 09:46 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/49/1.APD.10183849.001.jpg

+

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/80/1.APD.10183880.001.jpg

=

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Sloth.jpg

stunns38
04-23-2013, 11:01 PM
[QUOTE=Roadkill Sasquatch;5228192]

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/47/1.APD.10183847.001.jpg
10183847 HENDERSON SEAN 1315011 04/09/2013 1800-0 POSS CONTROLLED SUB/NARCOTIC PG1

[\QUOTE]

Knew this guy when he was a kid who grew up down the street from my dad. Never got in trouble and was quiet. Wonder what made him go to the dark side.

NorthLoop
04-23-2013, 11:18 PM
I'm gonna guess drugs

stunns38
04-23-2013, 11:29 PM
I'm gonna guess drugs

Something had to push him into crack. I do remember kids making fun of him now. He was very quiet, skinny, crappy at sports, and soft-spoken. Most of that type usually becomes Hipsters,lulz.

Dennis Taylor
04-23-2013, 11:39 PM
haha - this was my best friend's girlfriend in HS

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/16912427/Ric+Ocasek+++Emotion+in+emotion.jpg

Dennis Taylor
04-23-2013, 11:45 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/86/1.APD.10183886.001.jpg
10183886 MCGEE ALBERT 1315069 04/09/2013 3734-0 DRIVING WHILE LICENSE INVALID 521.457 TRC M
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/21711_10101004661183027_2092193607_n.jpg
I like how he protects the beer.[/QUOTE]

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?2,file=2128,filename=17636-13443.gif

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-24-2013, 12:34 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/01/1.APD.10184001.001.jpg
10184001 AGNEW BRIAN 1315208 04/10/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND - DRIVING WHILE LICENS
Hard to blame a man for wanting to drive that...
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/526515_10200598934482728_886837178_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/5821_10200607134647727_128197663_n.jpg

BRIAN AGNEW: She is a sexy beast, yeah baby!
ANTHONY JOHNSON: Nice.
ASHLEY MORGAN: But it's got to go...
BRIAN AGNEW: It's not going anywhere
ASHLEY MORGAN: But u are...Bye!
lulz.
http://skreened.com/render-product/s/a/n/sangurynspogqcmhvzys/my-girlfriend-told-me-to-choose-her-or-the-muscle-car-i-miss-her-sometimes-muscle-car-gifts-by-gear4.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w760h760.jpg
Seemed appropriate.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/44/1.APD.10184144.001.jpg
10184144 ANDERSON JONATHAN 1315330 04/10/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND KIZER BUDDY
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/312845_10150359539306435_219884567_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/189433_10150109695556435_1375492_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/183411_10150109695256435_7202468_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/40772_429705641434_3136814_n.jpg
Awesome.

SBBruin
04-24-2013, 12:38 PM
[QUOTE=Roadkill Sasquatch;5228192]

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/47/1.APD.10183847.001.jpg
10183847 HENDERSON SEAN 1315011 04/09/2013 1800-0 POSS CONTROLLED SUB/NARCOTIC PG1

[\QUOTE]

Wonder what made him go to the dark side.

Not sure he had a lot of choice in the matter.

EvilCaseMcCoy
04-24-2013, 12:54 PM
[QUOTE=stunns38;5229643]

Not sure he had a lot of choice in the matter.

lol, cuz he's black right?

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-24-2013, 12:54 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/28/1.APD.10184128.001.jpg
10184128 ARMSTRONG NEKEISHA 1315312 04/10/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/55/1.APD.10183955.001.jpg
10183955 EVANS NATHAN 1315177 04/10/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/36/1.APD.10184136.001.jpg
10184136 ESPINOZA JESUS 1315322 04/10/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
Most decidedly NOT German.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/78/1.APD.10183978.001.jpg
10183978 FLETCHER CATHERINE 1315202 04/10/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

AUSTIN (KXAN) - Police applauded, yet discouraged the actions of a man who made a citizen’s arrest of a woman now charged with driving drunk.

According to an affidavit, 25-year-old Catherine Fletcher was followed by the man who said he saw Fletcher getting into her car in the downtown area around 3 a.m. Wednesday.

Fletcher began swerving all over the road, according to the man who said he nearly collided with her vehicle.

He began signaling with his flasher lights to get her to pull over into a parking lot at 11th Street and Interstate 35. From there, he took the keys from Fletcher and told her to call 911.

The responding officer said Fletcher admitted to having four or five mixed drinks that night.

Even though he helped take a suspected drunk driver off the road, Austin Police Department does not recommend others do the same.

“He recognized the potential intoxicated driver and knew that person didn’t need to be on the road. That’s the good side of it,” said Crpl. David Boyd. “But we’d rather see him call 911 and let us handle it.”

Boyd says calling police allows them to send an officer over to make the traffic stop and doesn’t put anyone else at risk.

“They might have a weapon in their car and you might get hurt or killed doing something like that,” said Boyd. “There is no reason to put yourself in harm’s way. That’s why we are here.”
Dude's a hero. Also, potential.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/64/1.APD.10184164.001.jpg
10184164 BEASLEY JAMES 1315348 04/10/2013 0600-0 THEFT<$1500
Is that Richard Dreyfuss under there?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/61/1.APD.10183961.001.jpg
10183961 ARREDONDO NOEL 1315175 04/10/2013 2102-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED 2ND
http://i.imgur.com/LkljUYU.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/93/1.APD.10184093.001.jpg
10184093 BRINEGAR CRAIG 1315274 04/10/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC
http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a5b88b07dc1b3b6b07d951d8f2ff924/tumblr_mkmvjgWIEG1r9h4heo1_500.jpg

EvilCaseMcCoy
04-24-2013, 12:55 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/40772_429705641434_3136814_n.jpg
Awesome.

I'm gonna go ahead and give Mitch some rep in advance for the future lols he'll bring.

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-24-2013, 12:56 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/61/1.APD.10184061.001.jpg
10184061 DEANGELO MICHAEL 1315239 04/10/2013 4000-0 I PITY DA FOO

http://i.imgur.com/ntbZaJL.jpg
fixt.

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-24-2013, 12:58 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/65/1.APD.10183965.001.jpg
10183965 CASTORENO PAUL 1315181 04/10/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJUANA <2OZ

Seconds earlier...
http://i.imgur.com/FK370VC.gif

MNLonghorn10
04-24-2013, 01:29 PM
I'm gonna go ahead and give Mitch some rep in advance for the future lols he'll bring.

smegma would have a stroke if he saw striped polo on plaid cargo shorts

EvilCaseMcCoy
04-24-2013, 01:31 PM
smegma would have a stroke if he saw striped polo on plaid cargo shorts

http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/guy-hiding-behind-plants-gif.gif

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-24-2013, 01:42 PM
Camping trip, anyone?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/70/1.APD.10184070.001.jpg
10184070 GILLON DONALD 1315236 04/10/2013 3214-0 VIOL OF CAMPING ORDNANCE
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/12/1.APD.10184012.001.jpg
10184012 GRIFFIN AVERY 1315221 04/10/2013 3214-0 VIOL OF CAMPING ORDNANCE
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/92/1.APD.10183992.001.jpg
10183992 KENNEDY JO 1315214 04/10/2013 3214-0 VIOL OF CAMPING ORDNANCE
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/13/1.APD.10184013.001.jpg
10184013 MINDIETA RAUL 1315225 04/10/2013 3214-0 VIOL OF CAMPING ORDNANCE
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/11/1.APD.10184011.001.jpg
10184011 PERRY WILLIAM 1315220 04/10/2013 3214-0 VIOL OF CAMPING ORDNANCE

AG16, The Refrigerator, and a Kennedy!? What more could you ask for?

As a side note, I'm glad they finally got rid of the generic "CITY ORDINANCE VIOLATION" listing as of yesterday and started letting us in on these outlandish camping parties.

EvilCaseMcCoy
04-24-2013, 01:54 PM
Camping trip, anyone?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/11/1.APD.10184011.001.jpg
10184011 PERRY WILLIAM 1315220 04/10/2013 3214-0 VIOL OF CAMPING ORDNANCE

AG16, The Refrigerator, and a Kennedy!? What more could you ask for?

As a side note, I'm glad they finally got rid of the generic "CITY ORDINANCE VIOLATION" listing as of yesterday and started letting us in on these outlandish camping parties.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/617/okayguy.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-24-2013, 02:16 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/45/1.APD.10184145.001.jpg
10184145 GANT DARNNEL 1315305 04/10/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
Beware the rogue dread.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/20/1.APD.10184120.001.jpg
10184120 SAVEDRA ANDREW 1315302 04/10/2013 0500-0 ATT BURGLARY OF RESIDENCE
No way!

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10184004.001.jpg
10184004 SWIST BOBBY 1315228 04/10/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/99/1.APD.10183999.001.jpg
10183999 HODDE BENSON 1315206 04/10/2013 3605-0 LEAVING THE SCENE CRASH/ACCIDE
Elf?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/37/1.APD.10184137.001.jpg
10184137 JOHNSON EZELLIA 1315323 04/10/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/03/1.APD.10184003.001.jpg
10184003 MCCLURE JUSTIN 1315215 04/10/2013 3299-0 VIOL CITY ORDINANCE - OTHER

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/16/1.APD.10184116.001.jpg
10184116 MCKEE SAVANNAH 1315299 04/10/2013 4000-0 OUT OF COUNTY MISDEM
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/92/88cae7393d9d4ebe82e768cf0bab041a/l.jpg
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/--dN9xFeZzXI/T3sqeGRLlwI/AAAAAAAAADM/YvDEkcWGeZs/s519/248.JPG
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-FBRCgB-2t-Y/TrWoySL_5gI/AAAAAAAAAHM/fuV94qyKxiI/s519/SDC11549.JPG
Brave man.

Celery Man
04-24-2013, 02:26 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/88/1.APD.10184088.001.jpg
10184088 HYATT MEGAN 1315267 04/10/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND
avatar worthy
http://advocacy.britannica.com/blog/advocacy/wp-content/uploads/white-tiger-3.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/95/1.APD.10183995.001.jpg
10183995 KOMJATI ROSALINDA 1315227 04/10/2013 3734-0 DRIVING WHILE LICENSE INVALID 521.457 TRC M

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/76/1.APD.10184076.001.jpg
10184076 LOCKETT CHARLES 1315262 04/10/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/01/1.APD.10184101.001.jpg
10184101 RAISL TYLER 1315282 04/10/2013 4003-0 APPLICATION TO REVOKE PROBATION
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3Vcbw9L2sDc/TH_Jb1PNxuI/AAAAAAAAALQ/jNtUVFQGmzc/s320/lloyd_christmas.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/16/1.APD.10184016.001.jpg
10184016 SILVA JUAN 1315251 04/10/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/11220_439495559460974_2109901955_n.jpg
dude needs Tailleur's help

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/25/1.APD.10184125.001.jpg
10184125 WILLIS JAMES 1315308 04/10/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

PurplePride95
04-24-2013, 03:26 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10184004.001.jpg
10184004 SWIST BOBBY 1315228 04/10/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS



http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/thecameo.jpg

PurplePride95
04-24-2013, 03:29 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/37/1.APD.10184137.001.jpg
10184137 JOHNSON EZELLIA 1315323 04/10/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS

http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2013/01/31/promoter-don-king-on-top-chef-jose-smith-malave-mike-tyson-more/_jcr_content/body/inlineimage.img.503.jpg/1359651473959.cached.jpg

Player Preferred
04-24-2013, 04:17 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10184004.001.jpg
10184004 SWIST BOBBY 1315228 04/10/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS



http://www.thewritingnut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/acme-anvil.jpg

Stros
04-24-2013, 05:44 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/65/1.APD.10183965.001.jpg
10183965 CASTORENO PAUL 1315181 04/10/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJUANA <2OZ

Seconds earlier...
http://i.imgur.com/FK370VC.gif

Fucking awesome +rep

Heavy 6
04-24-2013, 09:08 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/03/1.APD.10184003.001.jpg

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101015151248/muppet/images/0/05/Beaker.jpg

The University
04-25-2013, 12:49 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/55/1.APD.10183955.001.jpg
10183955 EVANS NATHAN 1315177 04/10/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND


well i'll be damned -- ain't no way nathan's up to no good. just look at that innocent baby face.

Celery Man
04-25-2013, 12:31 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/26/1.APD.10184226.001.jpg
10184226 ACOSTA JENNIFER 1315429 04/11/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ >4OZ<=5LB
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/72635_10200693957818816_393974069_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/94/1.APD.10184294.001.jpg
10184294 ADICKES CECIL 1315490 04/11/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/12/1.APD.10184312.001.jpg
10184312 ANDERSON KELLI 1315499 04/11/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/184220_918982300385_670370865_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524960_933333640185_1994886540_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/22/1.APD.10184222.001.jpg
10184222 ANTHONY JAMES 1315422 04/11/2013 4000-0 OUT OF COUNTY MISDEM
\m/

SBBruin
04-25-2013, 12:34 PM
[https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/--dN9xFeZzXI/T3sqeGRLlwI/AAAAAAAAADM/YvDEkcWGeZs/s519/248.JPG


Cray eyes? Check.

NorthLoop
04-25-2013, 12:46 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FvqpvNU.jpg

Celery Man
04-25-2013, 12:46 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/71/1.APD.10184171.001.jpg
10184171 COYNER ROGER 1315355 04/11/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/68/1.APD.10184268.001.jpg
10184268 CREES BRANDI 1315464 04/11/2013 4000-0 OUT OF COUNTY_FELONY
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j348/b4zwutan/cree_zps5e2bfde4.png
ain't nobody got time for that

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/61/1.APD.10184161.001.jpg
10184161 CUESTAS ANDREA 1315344 04/11/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE A MODEL
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111009/18/4e924abcbccfc.jpg
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111005/22/4e8d4153a842b.jpg
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111113/19/4ec08f3fdcf0b.jpg
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111018/10/4e9db61ee4ee2.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/66/1.APD.10184166.001.jpg
10184166 FLORES SAMMY 1315350 04/11/2013 1709-0 INDECENCY W/CHILD CONTACT 21.11 (A)(1) PC

Celery Man
04-25-2013, 12:55 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/49/1.APD.10184249.001.jpg
10184249 FULBRIGHT CECILIA 1315440 04/11/2013 3734-0 DRIVING W/LIC INV W/
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/602218_10200675179302577_1373384434_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/09/1.APD.10184309.001.jpg
10184309 GLENN MICHAEL 1315495 04/11/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA
hai mikey

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/72/1.APD.10184172.001.jpg
10184172 GUSTAVII VIGGOLOVE 1315356 04/11/2013 0608-0 THEFT OF SERV >=$20<
hey, that's my nickname

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/56/1.APD.10184156.001.jpg
10184156 HARRIS KEANNA 1315340 04/11/2013 3734-0 DRIVING WHILE LICENSE INVALID
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/644307_471255422937299_1426383774_n.jpg/img]

[img]http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/75/1.APD.10184175.001.jpg
10184175 HOLLEY KATHRYN 1315358 04/11/2013 2111-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
i got nothin

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/05/1.APD.10184205.001.jpg
10184205 HUNT OLIVIA 1315378 04/11/2013 4000-0 CONTEMPT-NONPAYMENT
she's got the contempt part down

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/19/1.APD.10184319.001.jpg
10184319 LONG DON 1315505 04/11/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

neonmoon44
04-25-2013, 12:56 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524960_933333640185_1994886540_n.jpg

lower back butterfly tattoo...bullseye

Celery Man
04-25-2013, 01:06 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/03/1.APD.10184203.001.jpg
10184203 RAINEY DAVID 1315398 04/11/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/79/1.APD.10184279.001.jpg
10184279 RODRIGUEZ HECTOR 1315467 04/11/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/69/1.APD.10184269.001.jpg
10184269 ROSETTE QUINTON 1315454 04/11/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND - WILLIAMSON CO

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/25/1.APD.10184225.001.jpg
10184225 SALDANA ROY 1315414 04/11/2013 4000-0 ASSAULT BY CONTACT(M

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/71/1.APD.10184271.001.jpg
10184271 SAMMON DEREK 1315457 04/11/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/225577_1892592845830_8073538_n.jpg
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j348/b4zwutan/sammon_zpscd17db0b.png

Mitch Cumsteen
04-25-2013, 01:14 PM
I'm gonna go ahead and give Mitch some rep in advance for the future lols he'll bring.
I picked the wrong week to be away from my computer at a conference.

Celery Man
04-25-2013, 01:19 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/86/1.APD.10184186.001.jpg
10184186 WEBB RACHAEL 1315369 04/11/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524700_3058415075355_1057766730_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/75502_2934759504043_68370049_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/484345_2633253806589_1143556802_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/267639_2553417490731_85875394_n.jpg
she's consistent

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/88/1.APD.10184288.001.jpg
10184288 WHITE JOHN 1315479 04/11/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS
Back again! Same shirt even!

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/78/1.APD.10184278.001.jpg
10184278 WILBERT PATRICK 1315466 04/11/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/480345_501673639890159_967660689_n.jpg
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j348/b4zwutan/wilbert_zpsd196cef5.png

Kyrie Eleison
04-25-2013, 01:23 PM
[QUOTE=Celery Man;5235754]
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/94/1.APD.10184294.001.jpg
10184294 ADICKES CECIL 1315490 04/11/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

http://www.clipartopen.net/wp-content/uploads/3_red_foreman_quotes_when_i_die.jpg

so many possibilities here...the mind reels.

Luke Duke
04-25-2013, 01:28 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/03/1.APD.10184203.001.jpg
10184203 RAINEY DAVID 1315398 04/11/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)

Someone got busted on prom night.

Blain
04-25-2013, 01:28 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/94/1.APD.10184294.001.jpg
10184294 ADICKES CECIL 1315490 04/11/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)


Damn photobucket being an ass.
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g260/broussard_w/BBQ1/3_red_foreman_quotes_when_i_die_zpsc5ac1055.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-25-2013, 01:30 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/75/1.APD.10184175.001.jpg
10184175 HOLLEY KATHRYN 1315358 04/11/2013 2111-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI


https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/525300_2377882726174_1432904096_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/549298_2002599704333_1131807208_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/4318_1188450831120_1851570_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/162948_1386157373660_6455160_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/6490_1207536428248_6028552_n.jpg
https://www.facebook.com/holley.kate

Dennis Taylor
04-25-2013, 01:39 PM
[QUOTE=Celery Man;5235914]http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/86/1.APD.10184186.001.jpg
10184186 WEBB RACHAEL 1315369 04/11/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524700_3058415075355_1057766730_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/75502_2934759504043_68370049_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/484345_2633253806589_1143556802_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/267639_2553417490731_85875394_n.jpg
she's consistent

Lots of eye makeup + crying = a bad look

Leeroy Jenkins
04-25-2013, 01:45 PM
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111113/19/4ec08f3fdcf0b.jpg

ass.

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-25-2013, 02:28 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/94/1.APD.10184294.001.jpg
10184294 ADICKES CECIL 1315490 04/11/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

http://i.imgur.com/SWYrR9S.jpg




http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/12/1.APD.10184312.001.jpg
10184312 ANDERSON KELLI 1315499 04/11/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

I picked the wrong week to be away from my computer at a conference.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/481443_884472223855_914763131_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/205704_634716685955_7659211_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/207883_634714660015_3060318_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/198825_634711795755_2812570_n.jpg

PurplePride95
04-25-2013, 02:36 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/207883_634714660015_3060318_n.jpg


http://global3.memecdn.com/dat-ass_o_579694.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-25-2013, 03:08 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/60/1.APD.10184160.001.jpg
10184160 FLORES VERONICA 1315343 04/11/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
RATS FATS?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/80/1.APD.10184280.001.jpg
10184280 JAROSEK CLINTON 1315469 04/11/2013 1800-0 POSS CS PG1 >=4G<200
15 years of addiction:
http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/clinton-jarosek/mug-shot-70317561.jpg
05-19-1998 POCS=1 GRAM>4 GRAMS, PODP

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/23/1.APD.10184223.001.jpg
10184223 LEWIS NIYOKI 1315400 04/11/2013 4000-0 OUT OF COUNTY_SWAG

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/51/1.APD.10184251.001.jpg
10184251 LUNA JASON 1315441 04/11/2013 2707-0 FAIL TO IDENTIFY FUG
Life criminal. Was already getting busted for parole violation at 18:
http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/jason-rene-luna/mug-shot-62967221.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/58/1.APD.10184258.001.jpg
10184258 MUNIZ MICHAEL 1315448 04/11/2013 4000-0 PAROLE VIOLATION

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/02/1.APD.10184302.001.jpg
10184302 RIOJAS DANIEL 1315476 04/11/2013 3717-0 NON HAZARDOUS TRAFFIC VIOL
Interesting marketing campaign.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/61/1.APD.10184261.001.jpg
10184261 RUSK LARRY 1315450 04/11/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
Larry rockin' the vintage Starter jersey. I may or may not have had that very shirt circa 1993.
http://www.shop.tntproconnect.com/images/1323737182333215619897.jpeg

Player Preferred
04-25-2013, 03:09 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/79/1.APD.10184279.001.jpg
10184279 RODRIGUEZ HECTOR 1315467 04/11/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM



http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh604/BTSB/Ruprecht.jpg

PurplePride95
04-25-2013, 03:12 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/60/1.APD.10184160.001.jpg
10184160 FLORES VERONICA 1315343 04/11/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
RATS FATS?



http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hurleylost1.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-25-2013, 03:38 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/91/1.APD.10184291.001.jpg
10184291 SAMILOGLU LEYA 1315484 04/11/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/526336_4378190927523_1525401007_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/576142_4032038155286_1535987153_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/391195_4032054155686_537633639_n.jpg
First round fodder.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/35/1.APD.10184235.001.jpg
10184235 SCHLANKER KENNETH 1315425 04/11/2013 4000-0 EVADING ARREST DETEN
Evil Doug Collins? Blast from the past mugshot:
http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/kenneth-neil-schlanker/mug-shot-84747171.jpg
01-10-1999 DWLS-B/KPD

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/84/1.APD.10184184.001.jpg
10184184 SHRADER MARK 1315367 04/11/2013 2102-0 DRIVING WHILE UNIBROW

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/67/1.APD.10184267.001.jpg
10184267 WOODS CAMERON 1315453 04/11/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS
Backwoods equals Bowser's tally with 23 mugs.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/16/1.APD.10184316.001.jpg
10184316 VALENZUELA NICOLAS 1315504 04/11/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA
Saint Nick ties The Legend with 30 mugs. Dang it, Ayala, come home!

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/59/1.APD.10184259.001.jpg
10184259 SPRAGGINS NATHANIEL 1315449 04/11/2013 4000-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
That moment where you realize that you're about to be immortalized with mutton chops.

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-25-2013, 04:18 PM
Stumbled upon a profile shot from the Phoenix bust:

http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/images/1b/04/James-Nathan-Ayala-mugshot-27606157.400x800.jpg
They list him as 5'10" and 250 lbs.

Even at 37, he could still play linebacker for my team any day.

Angry Gorilla
04-25-2013, 05:23 PM
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j348/b4zwutan/cree_zps5e2bfde4.png
ain't nobody got time for that


Pretty sure one of those pics doesn't belong

Underdog
04-25-2013, 07:50 PM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/184220_918982300385_670370865_n.jpg

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/brie-clay.gif

BlueGreySky06
04-26-2013, 01:23 AM
Stumbled upon a profile shot from the Phoenix bust:

http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/images/1b/04/James-Nathan-Ayala-mugshot-27606157.400x800.jpg


come home, dear prince. the throne needs its successor.

MagnificentBastard
04-26-2013, 06:42 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/84/1.APD.10184384.001.jpg
10184384 ARRINGTON DESHANNON 1315564 04/12/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLATION

MagnificentBastard
04-26-2013, 06:43 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/47/1.APD.10184447.001.jpg
10184447 BENSON SHARONICA 1315622 04/12/2013 4003-0 APPLICATION TO REVOK

MagnificentBastard
04-26-2013, 06:45 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/66/1.APD.10184466.001.jpg
10184466 BOLDEN CHAMPAGNE 1315649 04/12/2013 0902-0 ASSAULT BY CONTACT(MC)

She'll pop a cork in your ass.

MagnificentBastard
04-26-2013, 06:46 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/64/1.APD.10184464.001.jpg
10184464 BUCKNER JOHN 1315655 04/12/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLATION

UMAD?

MagnificentBastard
04-26-2013, 07:01 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/80/1.APD.10184380.001.jpg
10184380 FOWLER KEITH 1315562 04/12/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLATION

MagnificentBastard
04-26-2013, 07:06 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/20/1.APD.10184420.001.jpg
10184420 LEWIS KEVIN 1315611 04/12/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLATION

MagnificentBastard
04-26-2013, 07:07 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/54/1.APD.10184454.001.jpg
10184454 MCGUFFEY DOUGLAS 1315641 04/12/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

MagnificentBastard
04-26-2013, 07:13 AM
Interesting...

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/93/1.APD.10184393.001.jpg
10184393 ODANIEL DON 1315583 04/12/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/94/1.APD.10184394.001.jpg
10184394 ODANIEL DON 1315584 04/12/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/95/1.APD.10184395.001.jpg
10184395 ODANIEL DON 1315585 04/12/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/96/1.APD.10184396.001.jpg
10184396 ODANIEL DON 1315588 04/12/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

MagnificentBastard
04-26-2013, 07:17 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/88/1.APD.10184388.001.jpg
10184388 ROBERTS CASSANDRA 1315576 04/12/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

MagnificentBastard
04-26-2013, 07:18 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/65/1.APD.10184465.001.jpg
10184465 SMITH STEPHANIE 1315647 04/12/2013 1000-0 FORGERY FINANCIAL IN

MagnificentBastard
04-26-2013, 07:19 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/57/1.APD.10184557.001.jpg
10184557 SYCKS DAISY 1315715 04/12/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

CPHornFan
04-26-2013, 08:31 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/20/1.APD.10184420.001.jpg
10184420 LEWIS KEVIN 1315611 04/12/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLATION

If he was half the man he was 10 years ago, he'd take a flame thrower to that place.

Mitch Cumsteen
04-26-2013, 09:09 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/mcumsteen/21711_10101004661183027_2092193607_n_zps6cca9634.j pg

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/mcumsteen/198825_634711795755_2812570_n_zpsf4df0956.jpg

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/mcumsteen/189433_10150109695556435_1375492_n_zpsf687e3e3.jpg

CheeseWeasel
04-26-2013, 09:50 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/54/1.APD.10184454.001.jpg
10184454 MCGUFFEY DOUGLAS 1315641 04/12/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/613452/thumbs/s-STEFON-SNL-large.jpg

Kyrie Eleison
04-26-2013, 10:31 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/20/1.APD.10184420.001.jpg
10184420 LEWIS KEVIN 1315611 04/12/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLATION

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/1024/dh3.JPG

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-26-2013, 12:23 PM
Whoa, 203 arrests on 4/12.

That's 56 more arrests than the previous day and 69 more arrests than the previous Friday.

I bet we get a ton of recidivists.

What the heck was going on that day?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/73/1.APD.10184373.001.jpg
10184373 BARRON-ALVAREZ JUAN 1315568 04/12/2013 3734-0 DRIVING W/LIC INV W/
Geez, they even arrested the trashman.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/27/1.APD.10184327.001.jpg
10184327 BARTON GRANT 1315515 04/12/2013 2107-0 DRIVING UNDER THE IN
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/481358_106005962911006_1529319082_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/22/1.APD.10184322.001.jpg
10184322 BOCANEGRA-LOPEZ ANSELMO 1315508 04/12/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC
He never saw them coming.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/31/1.APD.10184531.001.jpg
10184531 BRYANT BRANDON 1315673 04/12/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC
Rickety Cricket has really cleaned up his act (at least appearance-wise).
#25, ranked 17th overall.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/40/1.APD.10184440.001.jpg
10184440 COLMAN ANTHONY 1315617 04/12/2013 4000-0 GOVERNORS WARRANT
Mr. Perry would like to see him in his private quarters?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/62/1.APD.10184462.001.jpg
10184462 DARRINGTON JOHN 1315656 04/12/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
If only these drunks would stop falling on their faces...

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/76/1.APD.10184476.001.jpg
10184476 DAVIS TONY 1315665 04/12/2013 3734-0 DRIVING W/LIC INV W/
Touche'.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/25/1.APD.10184425.001.jpg
10184425 DEAN CHARLES 1315619 04/12/2013 2411-0 DISORDERLY CONDUCT-EXPOSURE
#15, tied for 50th overall.

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-26-2013, 12:58 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/29/1.APD.10184429.001.jpg
10184429 EGGENBERG KERRY 1315627 04/12/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/467748_3081218080758_949555201_o.jpg
What.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/34/1.APD.10184434.001.jpg
10184434 FAIRLEY DEWAYNE 1315608 04/12/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)
http://www.thenyoudiscover.com/nsimages/ifithrowastick.jpeg
Gotta be on the list of Top 5 Homeless T-Shirts.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/58/1.APD.10184458.001.jpg
10184458 FONTANILLE NICHOLAS 1315646 04/12/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM
But can he pass block?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/36/1.APD.10184536.001.jpg
10184536 FOTI DANIEL 1315710 04/12/2013 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
Dude already had a felony charge for possessing an unlicensed firearm (as well as multiple drug/theft charges). Clearly he deserves another shot at life. No pun intended.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/97/1.APD.10184397.001.jpg
10184397 GARCIA BERNARD 1315573 04/12/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLATION
http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/bernard-garcia/mug-shot-43846552.jpghttp://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/bernard-garcia/mug-shot-43614792.jpghttp://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/bernard-jr-garcia/mug-shot-11334452.jpg
This guy is fantastic.

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-26-2013, 01:38 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/59/1.APD.10184359.001.jpg
10184359 GEAR TY 1315555 04/12/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED
If mugshots are any indication, the bowl cut is back.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/42/1.APD.10184342.001.jpg
10184342 HAYES CHELSEA 1315535 04/12/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
Waitress at The Landing Strip.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/480471_10152656078145545_194798143_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/525369_10152593778330545_1239350465_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/579212_10152273674145545_1947355360_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/400280_10151201751590545_1220134048_n.jpg
FATS Kizer!

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/24/1.APD.10184324.001.jpg
10184324 HERNANDEZ BIANCA 1315511 04/12/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/189020_210840015594351_7891383_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/393348_304848132860205_1600282241_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/254393_230615330283486_744068_n.jpg
https://www.facebook.com/bianca.hernandez.1238

EvilCaseMcCoy
04-26-2013, 01:41 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/29/1.APD.10184429.001.jpg
10184429 EGGENBERG KERRY 1315627 04/12/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/467748_3081218080758_949555201_o.jpg
What.

Beer?

no, not really. It's just what I picture him to look like in my head... his girlfriend has some nice tits btw

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-26-2013, 03:02 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/30/1.APD.10184430.001.jpg
10184430 HIGGINS JOHN 1315631 04/12/2013 2904-0 TAMPER W/GOVERN REC

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/74/1.APD.10184474.001.jpg
10184474 HOUSTON WILLARD 1315660 04/12/2013 0600-0 THEFT (MC)
Good God, man!

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/53/1.APD.10184453.001.jpg
10184453 JIMENEZ EDUARDO 1315639 04/12/2013 2708-0 EVADING ARREST/DET
I guess "FREEDOM / LATER IF I BEHAVE" isn't quite as catchy.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/87/1.APD.10184487.001.jpg
10184487 JONES ALI 1315662 04/12/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)
Potential.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/54/1.APD.10184554.001.jpg
10184554 KONADUOSEI REAGAN 1315703 04/12/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
I bet a headbutt from this dude could be fatal.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/31/1.APD.10184331.001.jpg
10184331 LLOYD CRYSTAL 1315518 04/12/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
She might not make the tournament, but she definitely got bonus points for this:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/422945_10101732504479010_762120593_n.jpg

Whataburger spicy ketchup. Love it.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/90/1.APD.10184390.001.jpg
10184390 MCCAMBELL HAMILTON 1315571 04/12/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC
That's a pretty awesome shirt.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/54/1.APD.10184354.001.jpg
10184354 MERRITT AMANDA 1315538 04/12/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/530669_10102819008151944_96137711_n.jpg

Player Preferred
04-26-2013, 03:30 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/30/1.APD.10184430.001.jpg
10184430 HIGGINS JOHN 1315631 04/12/2013 2904-0 TAMPER W/GOVERN REC

http://www.coffeecraftsandclues.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/merledixon.jpg


http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/90/1.APD.10184390.001.jpg
10184390 MCCAMBELL HAMILTON 1315571 04/12/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC
That's a pretty awesome shirt.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AU7u-KF6zVk/TDeJJTSiw_I/AAAAAAAAAUE/1PyVoXAapKw/s400/predator.jpg



I see you.

Johnny Sack
04-26-2013, 03:36 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/54/1.APD.10184454.001.jpg
10184454 MCGUFFEY DOUGLAS 1315641 04/12/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IvoTTAk89Gs/SphP-iCR6qI/AAAAAAAABkQ/jPvpEhzbBdI/s400/todd.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-26-2013, 04:22 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/48/1.APD.10184448.001.jpg
10184448 SAUCEDA CARLOS 1315633 04/12/2013 0608-0 THEFT OF SERV >=$1500<$20K(FS)
Wonder just what kind of services he was stealing...

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/56/1.APD.10184356.001.jpg
10184356 SENNINGER SUSAN 1315542 04/12/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/5620_674181902108_2587898_n.jpg
Nah.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/32/1.APD.10184532.001.jpg
10184532 THOMPSON WORDY 1315661 04/12/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED
They've rendered him speechless.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/16/1.APD.10184416.001.jpg
10184416 TOO BLUE 1315601 04/12/2013 2609-0 IMPROPER PHOTOGRAPHY

A downtown Austin hotel employee has been accused of improper photography and recording after a guest found a cell phone hidden in a ceiling tile above the shower in her room, according to an arrest affidavit.

On April 11, a woman reported hearing a sound while he she was showering at the Hyatt Regency Austin at 208 Barton Springs. When she looked up, she saw a small camera lens inside a small hole.

Hotel security removed the phone and found a video of a man placing the phone in the ceiling and wiping his foot prints from the bathtub.

An employee later identified the man as 30-year-old Blue Moo Too.

Too was booked into Travis County Jail on April 12 with a $25,000 bail.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/77/1.APD.10184377.001.jpg
10184377 WALKER CARL 1315559 04/12/2013 1800-0 POSS CS PG 3 <28G
...Be Happy (for the Rest of Your Life).
...Sing Out, Sing Out.
...Make God Laugh, Tell Him Your Plans.
...Get Laid, Go to College.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/64/1.APD.10184364.001.jpg
10184364 WALLACE DUSTIN 1315550 04/12/2013 2111-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED BAC >= 0.15
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/226181_2371123357317_5855554_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/556765_4085277370096_1228102997_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/61126_4935479184610_2031867491_n.jpg
Dude's an alien.

Dennis Taylor
04-26-2013, 04:53 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/88/1.APD.10184388.001.jpg
10184388 ROBERTS CASSANDRA 1315576 04/12/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

http://granolaconvert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/superstar.jpg

Kyrie Eleison
04-26-2013, 05:32 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/64/1.APD.10184364.001.jpg
10184364 WALLACE DUSTIN 1315550 04/12/2013 2111-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED BAC >= 0.15
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/226181_2371123357317_5855554_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/556765_4085277370096_1228102997_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/61126_4935479184610_2031867491_n.jpg

Dude's an alien.

http://www.torrentsland.com/upload/preview/images/music/3/0/7/d43ae19666005577784c3965419232ee.jpg

MagnificentBastard
04-27-2013, 07:52 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/22/1.APD.10184622.001.jpg
10184622 BERNAL SILVESTRE 1315802 04/13/2013 3734-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/7443midnight_q_quagmire_50287.jpg

MagnificentBastard
04-27-2013, 07:54 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/27/1.APD.10184627.001.jpg
10184627 BRADLEY WILLIAM 1315805 04/13/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

MagnificentBastard
04-27-2013, 07:55 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/11/1.APD.10184611.001.jpg
10184611 BUEHLER ANTHONY 1315791 04/13/2013 1400-0 CRIMINAL MISCHIEF>=BERNARD

MagnificentBastard
04-27-2013, 07:59 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/08/1.APD.10184508.001.jpg
10184508 CAMERON JAMES 1315697 04/13/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

MagnificentBastard
04-27-2013, 08:00 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10184604.001.jpg
10184604 CAMPBELL STEVEN 1315782 04/13/2013 2723-0 EVADING / FOOT

Run fast(er)

MagnificentBastard
04-27-2013, 08:03 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/59/1.APD.10184559.001.jpg
10184559 CAULKER SUSAN 1315734 04/13/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

MagnificentBastard
04-27-2013, 08:10 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/42/1.APD.10184542.001.jpg
10184542 CHAN MELISSA 1315759 04/13/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsKpShq2X6s

MagnificentBastard
04-27-2013, 08:14 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/44/1.APD.10184544.001.jpg
10184544 EITEL BREEN 1315731 04/13/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/okay-okay-black.jpg

MagnificentBastard
04-27-2013, 08:15 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/68/1.APD.10184568.001.jpg
10184568 GRIFFIN JAMES 1315758 04/13/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

MagnificentBastard
04-27-2013, 08:18 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/61/1.APD.10184661.001.jpg
10184661 MCKENZIE EVAN 1315841 04/13/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT

MagnificentBastard
04-27-2013, 08:19 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/16/1.APD.10184616.001.jpg
10184616 MOKORZEL JOHN 1315799 04/13/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

MagnificentBastard
04-27-2013, 08:21 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/36/1.APD.10184636.001.jpg
10184636 TYLER MICHAEL 1315815 04/13/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

MagnificentBastard
04-27-2013, 08:24 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/40/1.APD.10184540.001.jpg
10184540 WILLIAMS CANDICE 1315740 04/13/2013 1400-0 CRIMINAL MISCHIEF>=$

Mr.Dolemite
04-27-2013, 10:43 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/11/1.APD.10184611.001.jpg
10184611 BUEHLER ANTHONY 1315791 04/13/2013 1400-0 CRIMINAL MISCHIEF>=BERNARD

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2012/07/douche.jpg

Dallasgatr
04-27-2013, 09:27 PM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/467748_3081218080758_949555201_o.jpg


Beer?

no, not really. It's just what I picture him to look like in my head... his girlfriend has some nice tits btw

The term "No Shit" would apply here.

Underdog
04-28-2013, 08:16 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/59/1.APD.10184559.001.jpg
10184559 CAULKER SUSAN 1315734 04/13/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

Potential?

BurntEyes
04-28-2013, 11:32 AM
Potential?

Yes, no, maybe?!?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/598385_4999959160463_791397837_n.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-28-2013, 12:09 PM
Yes, no, maybe?!?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/598385_4999959160463_791397837_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/253102_4561389036484_1910213236_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/733900_10200837290398273_1887104919_n.jpg

I vote yes. From Sierra Leone to London to Austin...just to compete in our tournament. Talk about commitment!

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/38/1.APD.10184538.001.jpg
10184538 AUSTIN MARGOT 1315733 04/13/2013 2102-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/598363_3892534481249_1445862210_n.jpg
I'm nearly positive that the friend on the left has competed before...

Yup, in January:
http://www.anonvote.com/img/1360955986775.jpg


http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/81/1.APD.10184681.001.jpg
10184681 BAILEY KEVIN 1315861 04/14/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)
#facesofweed

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-28-2013, 12:21 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/96/1.APD.10184696.001.jpg
10184696 CAMPBELL MELISSA 1315891 04/14/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED
Bobcat.
https://www.facebook.com/melissa.campbell.52
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/387103_488149061215282_1422617460_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/314094_10150393250041163_1940016332_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/62020_479651451162_6879873_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/31649_422401966162_2251688_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/309_20501427646_903_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/60365_479648531162_5310539_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/34435_482342511162_284581_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/263122_10150300831436163_5989074_n.jpg
Girl with the RATs in the last two went to the Final Four in February:

http://www.anonvote.com/img/1364563979953.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-28-2013, 01:04 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/05/1.APD.10184605.001.jpg
10184605 CANIZALES DAVID 1315785 04/13/2013 3442-0 AGG ASSLT BY ANGRY BIRD

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/70/1.APD.10184670.001.jpg
10184670 CARR JAY 1315851 04/14/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/60/1.APD.10184660.001.jpg
10184660 COLES JOHN 1315836 04/13/2013 3296-0 REACHING SECOND BASE

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/73/1.APD.10184673.001.jpg
10184673 DAVIS BRIDGETTE 1315849 04/14/2013 0600-0 THEFT OF HUMAN SOUL

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/80/1.APD.10184780.001.jpg
10184780 DESSAUER CHRISTOPHER 1315959 04/14/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/526563_474809935916327_1469376296_n.jpg
Easily makes the list of Top 5 Creepiest FB Profile Pics.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/33/1.APD.10184733.001.jpg
10184733 DUFFIE JAMES 1315912 04/14/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/313634_447034162024140_1846230744_n.jpg
GANGSTA GANGSTA


http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/hailey-duvall/mug-shot-60885661.jpg
10151269 DUVALL HAILEY 1235601 08/14/2012 3734-0 DRIVING WHILE LICENSE INVALID

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/59/1.APD.10184659.001.jpg
10184659 DUVALL HAILEY 1315843 04/13/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT

Dallasgatr
04-28-2013, 01:06 PM
Girl with the RATs in the last two went to the Final Four in February:

RKS is a fucking wizard!

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-28-2013, 02:06 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/34/1.APD.10184734.001.jpg
10184734 FIFER STANLEY 1315913 04/14/2013 0600-0 THEFT<$1500 2 OR MOR
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/10034_436295503111533_196542112_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564412_354377607969990_834341859_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/310712_189679131106506_415223236_n.jpg


http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/15/1.APD.10184415.001.jpg
10184415 GILBERT BILLY 1315603 04/12/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLATION
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/47/1.APD.10184747.001.jpg
10184747 GILBERT BILLY 1315923 04/14/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA
Marionette?


http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/07/1.APD.10184607.001.jpg
10184607 HARGROVE WILLIAM 1315788 04/13/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC
I thought he was great in Braveheart.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/43/1.APD.10184743.001.jpg
10184743 HARROLD STUART 1315919 04/14/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/46/1.APD.10184546.001.jpg
10184546 HELLER STEVEN 1315739 04/13/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND DAT AFFFFF

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/82/1.APD.10184682.001.jpg
10184682 HINOJOSA NICOLE 1315863 04/14/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND
They did.

EvilCaseMcCoy
04-28-2013, 02:24 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/40/1.APD.10184540.001.jpg
10184540 WILLIAMS CANDICE 1315740 04/13/2013 1400-0 CRIMINAL MISCHIEF>=$

More like Mandice, amirite?

MagnificentBastard
04-28-2013, 02:37 PM
More like Mandice, amirite?

Please draw her like one of your French girls.

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-28-2013, 02:38 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/06/1.APD.10184706.001.jpg
10184706 HIRALDO ABRAHAM 1315884 04/14/2013 0900-0 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/537284_10201159456254990_1622255482_n.jpg
He must like that shirt.



http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/74/1.APD.10184474.001.jpg
10184474 HOUSTON WILLARD 1315660 04/12/2013 0600-0 THEFT (MC)
Good God, man!
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/51/1.APD.10184551.001.jpg
10184551 HOUSTON WILLARD 1315754 04/13/2013 0903-0 ASSAULT ON PEACE OFFICER
Because he obviously fared so well in resisting the theft arrest the day before.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/99/1.APD.10184399.001.jpg
10184399 HUEBNER JOSHUA 1315581 04/12/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLATION
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/23/1.APD.10184623.001.jpg
10184623 HUEBNER JOSHUA 1315806 04/13/2013 0900-0 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY
This guy, once known as "Bloodyface" during his RFL stint, is a complete psychopath. When I saw his mug yesterday, I almost joked that at least he didn't assault someone this time. Well, so much for that.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/98/1.APD.10184798.001.jpg
10184798 KIRKPATRICK PHILLIP 1315972 04/14/2013 2407-0 DOC-WINDOW PEEPING-RESIDENCE
Busted.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/90/1.APD.10184690.001.jpg
10184690 KNAUTH SEAN 1315874 04/14/2013 2100-0 CLIMBING BEANSTALK WHILE INTOXICATED

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/17/1.APD.10184517.001.jpg
10184517 LOSOYA ELIAS 1315712 04/13/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED
Would happily sign a petition to make that the new official DWI prison uniform.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/43/1.APD.10184643.001.jpg
10184643 MURRAY CHERYL 1315821 04/13/2013 1600-0 PROSTITUTION W/ ONE WHO REGRETS IT

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-28-2013, 02:54 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/49/1.APD.10184649.001.jpg
10184649 OLDMIXON KAREN 1315837 04/13/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/576643_10200485850123303_1845616131_n.jpg
Realtor. Surprise!

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/45/1.APD.10184745.001.jpg
10184745 PRESCOTT ANN 1315921 04/14/2013 0902-0 ASSAULT BY CONTACT
The Crooked Nose Mafia adds a groupie.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/86/1.APD.10184686.001.jpg
10184686 REYNOLDS WHITNEY 1315865 04/14/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/406256_10150610312460409_1461710255_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/538653_10151200573680409_527671007_n.jpg
http://media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com/avatars/whitaker_1342127969_600.jpg
And currently dating...
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/95/1.APD.10184695.001.jpg
10184695 KNOX RAMSAY 1315875 04/14/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
How romantic.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/83/1.APD.10184683.001.jpg
10184683 RINCON LAUREN 1315864 04/13/2013 1800-0 POSS CONTROLLED SUB/NARCOTIC PG1<1G
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/166699_10151786801373084_1797110314_n.jpg
Ugh, major disappoint.

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-28-2013, 03:23 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/07/1.APD.10184707.001.jpg
10184707 RODRIGUEZ ISRAEL 1315895 04/14/2013 0900-1 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FV 22.01(A)(1) P
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/21/1.APD.10184721.001.jpg
10184721 SALINAS SERGIO 1315901 04/14/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM
Looks like these two douchebags messed with the wrong chicks.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/73/1.APD.10184573.001.jpg
10184573 ROMINE BRIAN 1315753 04/13/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/182430_4801872119574_925483485_n.jpg
Umm...?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/37/1.APD.10184537.001.jpg
10184537 SCHERER KAREN 1315728 04/13/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
Works for The Statesman.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/79/1.APD.10184779.001.jpg
10184779 SUKOVATY PETER 1315955 04/14/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
Another drunk walked into a policeman's fist door. In other news, water is wet.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/65/1.APD.10184765.001.jpg
10184765 WATANABE EMA 1315941 04/14/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/533545_3779978667409_871523019_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/247776_3714278864955_158213776_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/2134_1013737913119_8430_n.jpg

EvilCaseMcCoy
04-28-2013, 03:24 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/40/1.APD.10184540.001.jpg
10184540 WILLIAMS CANDICE 1315740 04/13/2013 1400-0 CRIMINAL MISCHIEF>=$

http://0.tqn.com/d/crime/1/0/h/O/1/cam_newton.jpg

RamjetFDO
04-28-2013, 04:00 PM
http://www.balettie.com/texas/Fifer_queenboobgrab.jpg

Underdog
04-28-2013, 05:21 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/37/1.APD.10184537.001.jpg
10184537 SCHERER KAREN 1315728 04/13/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
Works for The Statesman.

Intrigued.


http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/65/1.APD.10184765.001.jpg
10184765 WATANABE EMA 1315941 04/14/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

Dat Rice.

RamjetFDO
04-28-2013, 05:32 PM
It's a new APD booking service:

http://www.balettie.com/texas/Fifer_watanabegrab.jpg

Bill Brasky
04-28-2013, 09:55 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/44/1.APD.10184544.001.jpg
10184544 EITEL BREEN 1315731 04/13/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/okay-okay-black.jpg

never turn your back on a breen [\star trek]

Deej
04-28-2013, 11:15 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/68/1.APD.10184568.001.jpg
10184568 GRIFFIN JAMES 1315758 04/13/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

http://decisiveminds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Richard-Branson.jpg

Dallasgatr
04-29-2013, 03:16 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/37/1.APD.10184537.001.jpg

Over/under on C cups? I'm laying a hunny on the over....

MagnificentBastard
04-29-2013, 06:50 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/95/1.APD.10184895.001.jpg
10184895 ANDERSON GARY 1316071 04/15/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOX W/3 PRE

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/52/1.APD.10184952.001.jpg
10184952 BOWEN JENNIFER 1316113 04/15/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/94/1.APD.10184894.001.jpg
10184894 CALDERON HERLINDA 1316070 04/15/2013 0600-0 THEFT (MC)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/82/1.APD.10184882.001.jpg
10184882 CHAMPAGNE DON 1316059 04/15/2013 1800-0 POSS CS PG 1<1G DRUG

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/05/1.APD.10184805.001.jpg
10184805 CHILDRESS FREDDIE 1315979 04/15/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/93/1.APD.10184893.001.jpg
10184893 CROWLEY KATHLEEN 1316069 04/15/2013 4000-0 OUT OF COUNTY MISDEM

MagnificentBastard
04-29-2013, 06:55 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/70/1.APD.10184870.001.jpg
10184870 HOLLOWAY TRAVIS 1316051 04/15/2013 1502-0 UNL POSS FIREARM BY

Looks trustworthy.

MagnificentBastard
04-29-2013, 06:56 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/29/1.APD.10184929.001.jpg
10184929 JAMMER CHRIS 1316100 04/15/2013 0900-0 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY

Ditto.

MagnificentBastard
04-29-2013, 07:00 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/55/1.APD.10184855.001.jpg
10184855 MANOR WILLIAM 1316018 04/15/2013 1800-0 POSS CS PG1 >=4G<200

MagnificentBastard
04-29-2013, 07:01 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/00/1.APD.10184800.001.jpg
10184800 MARTINEZ STACY 1315974 04/15/2013 3722-0 TRAFFIC OFFENSE SING

MagnificentBastard
04-29-2013, 07:03 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/10/1.APD.10184810.001.jpg
10184810 MOORE JOEL 1315984 04/15/2013 2716-0 DAT (TRESP)ASS

MagnificentBastard
04-29-2013, 07:08 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/06/1.APD.10184806.001.jpg
10184806 PENA ALISSA 1315980 04/15/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/889ab7fe96b7d009c68988bea3f7c2e7/tumblr_mimn35AR9K1s6og2co1_500.jpg

MagnificentBastard
04-29-2013, 07:12 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/77/1.APD.10184877.001.jpg
10184877 PEREZ DANIEL 1316055 04/15/2013 4003-0 APPLICATION TO REVOK

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/78/1.APD.10184878.001.jpg
10184878 SOLIS LIBRADO 1316054 04/15/2013 4000-0 PAROLE VIOLATION

Wait, wut?

Dennis Taylor
04-29-2013, 07:28 AM
its his brother from another mother

MNLonghorn10
04-29-2013, 07:29 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/70/1.APD.10184870.001.jpg
10184870 HOLLOWAY TRAVIS 1316051 04/15/2013 1502-0 UNL POSS FIREARM BY


http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/b/bambambigelow/10.jpg


http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/77/1.APD.10184877.001.jpg
10184877 PEREZ DANIEL 1316055 04/15/2013 4003-0 APPLICATION TO REVOK

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/78/1.APD.10184878.001.jpg
10184878 SOLIS LIBRADO 1316054 04/15/2013 4000-0 PAROLE VIOLATION

Wait, wut?
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqw4gmy4E1qexz5n.png

Player Preferred
04-29-2013, 08:35 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/95/1.APD.10184895.001.jpg
10184895 ANDERSON GARY 1316071 04/15/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOX W/3 PRE



http://africanballerz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Gary-Anderson-2.jpg

CheeseWeasel
04-29-2013, 08:52 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/93/1.APD.10184893.001.jpg
10184893 CROWLEY KATHLEEN 1316069 04/15/2013 4000-0 OUT OF COUNTY MISDEM

"Fall down a well, eyes go crossed. Get kicked by a mule, they go back to normal. Um, I don't know."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFoqhey_eCA

Dennis Taylor
04-29-2013, 08:57 AM
http://africanballerz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Gary-Anderson-2.jpg

I guess he took that miss in the playoffs against the Falcons in 98 pretty hard

MNLonghorn10
04-29-2013, 09:07 AM
Fuck you guys

Mitch Cumsteen
04-29-2013, 11:29 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/29/1.APD.10184929.001.jpg
10184929 JAMMER CHRIS 1316100 04/15/2013 0900-0 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY

Ditto.

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc136/RecoilTherapy/Caddyshackfisher.jpg

BurntEyes
04-29-2013, 11:40 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/06/1.APD.10184806.001.jpg
10184806 PENA ALISSA 1315980 04/15/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM



http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr2hc59KdE1qfoe0po1_250.gif

deech
04-29-2013, 11:42 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/05/1.APD.10184805.001.jpg
10184805 CHILDRESS FREDDIE 1315979 04/15/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA


Bringing attention back to the awesomeness of this shirt.

EvilCaseMcCoy
04-29-2013, 12:59 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/54/1.APD.10184554.001.jpg
10184554 KONADUOSEI REAGAN 1315703 04/12/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
I bet a headbutt from this dude could be fatal.


https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJnVz62kOQH9AhK6whsnWo4FSfwC4SV MeHFzFff6H4BfKC_RrwBA

EvilCaseMcCoy
04-29-2013, 01:01 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/00/1.APD.10184800.001.jpg
10184800 MARTINEZ STACY 1315974 04/15/2013 3722-0 TRAFFIC OFFENSE SING

http://www.teamusa.org/~/media/TeamUSA/Gymnastics/Maroney_McKayla_vaultfinal_300x375_2012.jpg

Celery Man
04-29-2013, 01:10 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/61/1.APD.10184861.001.jpg
10184861 ASHLEY DESTINY 1316029 04/15/2013 1800-0 POSS CS PG 3 >=200G<
She's the David Brent/Michael Scott of stripper names

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/08/1.APD.10184808.001.jpg
10184808 BEARD LAUREN 1315982 04/15/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
she would make a good beard. also, she'll sell you a phone
http://m3.licdn.com/mpr/pub/image-IBBrUAUUmiVbyQh-z4eisa8aqaaIKMJ-GW4easSUqGsaKiGzIBBea6xUqsuDM1Em5uyY/lauren-beard.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/76/1.APD.10184876.001.jpg
10184876 DAWSON JOHN 1316053 04/15/2013 4000-0 CONTEMPT-NONPAYMENT

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/46/1.APD.10184846.001.jpg
10184846 DEBOCK HOWARD 1316036 04/15/2013 1402-0 GRAFFITI:PECUNIARY L

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/33/1.APD.10184833.001.jpg
10184833 DELORGE NIKOLE 1316019 04/15/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)
http://sweetclipart.com/multisite/sweetclipart/files/space_alien_head_2_gray.png

Celery Man
04-29-2013, 01:22 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/13/1.APD.10184813.001.jpg
10184813 DUFFEY ANTONIO 1315987 04/15/2013 2723-0 EVADING ARREST DET W

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/96/1.APD.10184896.001.jpg
10184896 FRAZIER TRAVIS 1316072 04/15/2013 0600-0 THEFT OF MATERIAL AL

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/11/1.APD.10184911.001.jpg
10184911 FUENTES ENRIQUE 1316090 04/15/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/53/1.APD.10184953.001.jpg
10184953 GASPARRODRIGUEZ JASMIN 1316130 04/15/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM
this chick is crazy. she's been in this thread at least 3 times now for similar charges

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/91/1.APD.10184891.001.jpg
10184891 GUINN DYLON 1316076 04/15/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$500<$1500 (T
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/29195_100593253321016_2755249_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/251496_221402197906787_7850630_n.jpg
dude, it ain't 7th grade anymore. part ways with the haircut

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/45/1.APD.10184945.001.jpg
10184945 HELM KATIE 1316127 04/15/2013 0900-1 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FV 22.01(A)(1) P
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/64691_10100456530506232_455323232_n.jpg

Celery Man
04-29-2013, 01:31 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/16/1.APD.10184916.001.jpg
10184916 HERNANDEZ MARISSA 1316095 04/15/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/07/1.APD.10184907.001.jpg
10184907 LOZANO PETRA 1316081 04/15/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/79/1.APD.10184879.001.jpg
10184879 MALDONADO JONATHAN 1316056 04/15/2013 0903-0 ASSAULT PUBLIC SERVA

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/17/1.APD.10184817.001.jpg
10184817 MARTIN AMBER 1315991 04/15/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
i got nothing. RKS?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/92/1.APD.10184892.001.jpg
10184892 MAY DARRELL 1316068 04/15/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM
http://storm.usc.edu/~grantdix/Presidential_Clash/Mikhail-Gorbachev-1.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/42/1.APD.10184942.001.jpg
10184942 MCMILLAN BRENT 1316122 04/15/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/181052_10151451430097180_2111468653_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/29/1.APD.10184829.001.jpg
10184829 MIELKE CASH 1316012 04/15/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)
there is simply no way that this guy is not a serial killer

RamjetFDO
04-29-2013, 01:32 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/29/1.APD.10184829.001.jpg
10184829 MIELKE CASH 1316012 04/15/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)
there is simply no way that this guy is not a serial killer

http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i85/bbt_JimParsons_240x260_071320110525.jpg

Celery Man
04-29-2013, 01:35 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/87/1.APD.10184887.001.jpg
10184887 NEU RACHAEL 1316064 04/15/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/26/1.APD.10184926.001.jpg
10184926 ODANIEL PAMELA 1316105 04/15/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/73/1.APD.10184873.001.jpg
10184873 PITTMAN ELIZABETH 1316047 04/15/2013 1800-0 POSS CS PG 1 >=1G <4

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/36/1.APD.10184936.001.jpg
10184936 SANCHEZ KARA 1316124 04/15/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/18/1.APD.10184918.001.jpg
10184918 SHOYER TOBIE 1316088 04/15/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
way to look your name

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/54/1.APD.10184854.001.jpg
10184854 TERRY BRIAN 1316017 04/15/2013 4000-0 CONTEMPT-NONPAYMENT

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/84/1.APD.10184884.001.jpg
10184884 WELBOURNE MALCOLM 1316058 04/15/2013 3717-0 NON HAZARDOUS TRAFFIC VIOL

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-29-2013, 04:54 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/05/1.APD.10184805.001.jpg
10184805 CHILDRESS FREDDIE 1315979 04/15/2013 3299-0 CITY ORDINANCE VIOLA


Evidently it's a fairly popular going-to-jail shirt nationwide:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3fSPdLyXVG4/SSA8bWAcHPI/AAAAAAAAAg4/sThlleO0bso/s1600/loser.jpg



10184817 MARTIN AMBER 1315991 04/15/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
i got nothing. RKS?

Nada.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/67/1.APD.10184867.001.jpg
10184867 BAKER JUSTIN 1316038 04/15/2013 1507-0 UNL CARRYING WEAPON
What weapon? Oh, you mean these...?
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/404713_2898482471436_1044640492_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/402761_2898483111452_1994575297_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/397543_2898489311607_1268227113_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/400936_2898489831620_2096030799_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/409211_2898490071626_1172560469_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/396063_2898486911547_1066276810_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/404632_2898485071501_1259216554_n.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-29-2013, 05:24 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/57/1.APD.10184957.001.jpg
10184957 DOUGLAS DOUGLAS 1316115 04/15/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

Not a typo either:
http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/douglas-douglas/mug-shot-31860712.jpg
→DOUGLAS DOUGLAS 10/29/11 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI - COLLISION

I bet this guy gets arrested just to spite his terrible parents.


http://www.banubozdemir.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Kirk_Michael_Douglas1.jpg
DOUGLAS DOUGLAS!


http://i.imgur.com/1sO7V2c.jpg
DOUGLAS DOUGLAS!!


http://i.imgur.com/1EeBNVD.jpg
DOUGLAS DOUGLAS!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3v08mOTeS1rupd43o1_250.gif

Mitch Cumsteen
04-29-2013, 05:30 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/mcumsteen/Kizer/400936_2898489831620_2096030799_n_zpsd11f09cd.jpg

SMUlawUTGRAD
04-29-2013, 05:32 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/54/1.APD.10184854.001.jpg
10184854 TERRY BRIAN 1316017 04/15/2013 4000-0 CONTEMPT-NONPAYMENT



http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltcieoNa2O1qz7uzr.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
04-29-2013, 05:52 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/44/1.APD.10184844.001.jpg
10184844 GILLEY CHARLES 1316011 04/15/2013 0601-0 BURGLARY OF VEHICLE
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/529572_459352084103010_161748755_n.jpg

Put your shirt back on. It looks like your getting ready for a trip to Broke Back Mountain....

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/11/1.APD.10184811.001.jpg
10184811 GRIFFIN CRAMER 1315985 04/15/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/483299_3571191327560_1809283090_n.jpg
Pwned.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/41/1.APD.10184841.001.jpg
10184841 GUYTON APRIL 1316030 04/15/2013 3734-0 DRIVING W/LIC INV W/
Think she's regretting wearing those ear frisbees yet?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/51/1.APD.10184951.001.jpg
10184951 JEFFERSON JAMES 1316096 04/15/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
Cheer up, dude, there's always Madden 2015.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/43/1.APD.10184843.001.jpg
10184843 LEAL-RIOS GISELLE 1316033 04/15/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/188844_342454395874781_1189293922_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/392234_103819123071644_340237215_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-ash3/c50.50.621.621/s160x160/644487_360699674050253_57225128_n.jpg

RamjetFDO
04-29-2013, 06:01 PM
Suddenly, a wild Ricky appears!

http://www.balettie.com/texas/Ricky_brokeback.jpg