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  1. This dumbass $#@! I just saw on facebook

    There's a picture of a kid in surgery, and then this dumbass story as the caption. The picture has like 17,000 shares, and all sorts of dumbass...

    Started by Derka Derka‎, 02-09-2012 11:54 PM
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  2. I've Got Medical Problems Because I Don't

    Okay, weird $#@!. First off, I have a pretty unusual last name (ethnic, not crazy Czech consonant soup, but let's just say there aren't too many...

    Started by phdhorn‎, Today 05:30 PM
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  3. Post a pic that makes you lol

    So, I'm unabashedly stealing LHFs thread idea, which is literally the only good thread still on HF. It is now, in CFB at least, the off season....

    Started by Derka Derka‎, 01-10-2010 09:03 PM
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  4. More Fat Shaming?

    http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/mom-under-fire-post-baby-body-selfie-215700858.html What is the problem?

    Started by texasjacket‎, 12-03-2013 05:32 AM
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  5. Wives and the Stupid $#@! They Say/Do

    OK. I've been putting this off for a while but the time has come for such a thread to be dedicated to the inane comments, actions and general...

    Started by hullabelew‎, 08-10-2010 07:07 AM
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  6. Dominique's sweater tonight

    Strong. Tune in at ten if you missed it.

    Started by DaysOff‎, 12-06-2011 06:15 PM
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  7. How often do you bump into girls you know were sluts in college with their husbands?

    Every football season I see the same chick and her husband. She introduced me to him as a friend from school. She screwed me and a couple of other...

    Started by cru jones‎, Yesterday 01:05 PM
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  8. Electric fly swatter appreciation

    SSIA. Tons of fun in the Texas outdoors during the summer. I got a sweet ass rechargeable one that drops serious insect justice.

    Started by SPII‎, 07-17-2014 09:50 PM
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  9. Post a pic that makes you say "Holy $#@!."

    Searched and didn't see anything similar that weren't photos taken by actual shagsters. NASA's photo of the day; taken in Chile

    Started by lonestar3‎, 01-29-2014 05:16 PM
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  10. Austin Shag Ladies - He's single & ready to mingle

    http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/ The website is getting so much traffic that it's extremely slow, but here are some screenshots.

    Started by longhornderek‎, 09-24-2013 08:33 PM
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  11. Johns Hopkins Gyno is Pervy

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/21/johns-hopkins-gynecologist-secret-recordings_n_5606257.html

    Started by neonmoon44‎, Yesterday 12:01 PM
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  12. Southwest Airlines, eat a bag

    So we have reservations to take a flight to LA at 4:30pm. We get a text message at 1:30 pm saying that the flight is delayed, estimated time of...

    Started by honolulu horn‎, 07-03-2014 02:38 PM
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  13. Things your ex-wife did that you still can't believe actually happend.

    Yeah, wives do some stupid $#@!. Ex-wives, though, that's a whole nutha level. I'll have a few stories here as the ex was quite hot, so you know...

    Started by mulletpelini‎, 06-24-2014 11:42 PM
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  14. What would you do if you had "$#@! you" money at your current age?

    The thread on Dan Bilzerian had me wondering..would you become an all-out party animal? Philanthropist? Lay low and just enjoy your hobbies? Etc.

    Started by Bedouin‎, 07-17-2014 02:26 PM
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  15. Post a Pronunciation that really Grinds Your Gears

    Ask so it sounds like Axe Houston without the "h" so it sounds like You-ston which reminds me of this

    Started by neonmoon44‎, 07-10-2014 11:54 AM
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  16. Austin sports radio

    I listen every day on my commute but my commute isn't that long. 12-15min. I switch between 1300am and 104.9. A few points... * 1300 morning...

    Started by BearLakeHorn‎, 06-08-2010 09:36 AM
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  17. Austin's Monthly Miss Mugshot Competitions

    This is a spin-off from the APD Booking Photos Database thread, where we just held our first annual Miss Mugshot November tournament. The November...

    Started by Roadkill Sasquatch‎, 01-15-2013 05:34 PM
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  18. Post a pic or vid that will give you diabeetus

    Started by Longhorn_Fan68‎, 04-20-2011 04:29 PM
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  19. Pics of parking douche baggery

    Look at these thunder $#@!s in my apartment complex. I may or may not leave a full rainbow of street chalk in my vehicle at all times.

    Started by PoopyShoes‎, 11-18-2013 09:07 AM
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  20. Post a vid that makes you lol

    Seems this is needed.

    Started by Longhorn_Fan68‎, 01-13-2011 08:13 PM
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  21. I like the cut of this guy's jib

    Started by Basil Your Face‎, Yesterday 11:59 AM
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  22. Conan and Dave Franco go on Tinder...

    much lulz at the Tinder van... Conan and Franco on Tinder

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 07-18-2014 10:10 AM
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  23. best amusement park ride ever

    $#@! yes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjEsWj369rc

    Started by next2naus‎, Today 08:16 AM
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  24. Gym pet peeves

    I feel like we need a running thread to complain about people at the gym. Do we already have one of those? If so, delete thread, ban user. If not,...

    Started by wild_turkey‎, 10-21-2010 09:56 PM
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  25. When a husband is fed up...

    He emails his wife a spreadsheet detailing all the times she turned him down. That's some passive-aggressive nonsense. If he's accurate, those...

    Started by BrothaHorn‎, 07-19-2014 08:37 AM
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  26. Man on bathroom break finds venomous snake coiled in toilet - TOILET SNEK!

    You're welcome. http://www.khou.com/news/Man-on-bathroom-break-finds-venomous-snake-coiled-in-toilet-266462841.html

    Started by TOR‎, 07-09-2014 04:06 PM
    • Replies: 47
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  27. Pranking Black People Thread

    No racist, it's just they react funnier than other races

    Started by Ichabod‎, 06-03-2014 05:15 PM
    2 Pages
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  28. Judge Roybeanbag's new fashion statement

    You see we made the mistake of sending the judge up to DC this week for some "training". Well it appears he picked up a new fashion tread that is...

    Started by Leeroy Jenkins‎, 03-07-2012 09:11 AM
    • Replies: 33
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  29. When the Universe is trying to Tell you not to get on an airplane...

    Dutch cyclist was scheduled to fly on both the Malaysian plane that completely disappeared a few months ago AND the one that got shot down a couple...

    Started by Horn Under a Bad Sign‎, Yesterday 06:37 AM
    • Replies: 13
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  30. Shaggy Dad Thread

    I wanted to start a thread for all of us new (and old) dads to share the joys, hardships, stories, pics, anecdotes, tips of the dad trade etc. I know...

    Started by TexasIsBetter‎, 03-04-2014 12:45 PM
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  31. Dumb Question Amnesty

    Your go-to source for all those questions you've wanted to ask, but didn't want to look like an idiot. I'll start this off... Question: If I am...

    Started by bedeviledegg‎, 03-08-2013 01:08 PM
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  32. how long do cops keep youre $#@! for

    so anyways im kind of freak out and i do'nt know what to do me and rudy was getting tore down as $#@! out at his uncle farm place u know cuz we cash...

    Started by Chad Briscoe‎, 05-07-2014 01:21 AM
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  33. Almost Spring...

    I couldn't take the inactivity anymore so I headed downtown and launched the kayak at Austin High. The wind was howling, so I was faced with a...

    Started by Snow Dog‎, 03-01-2010 08:32 AM
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  34. Oh good lord.

    I google imaged my username. There are some things in the past I am not proud of.

    Started by judge roybeanbag‎, 07-20-2014 10:05 PM
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  35. High

    Hi High /LoveYouAll

    Started by KaiserSoze‎, 04-26-2012 08:40 PM
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  36. Tired Shaggy Memes

    I'll start. "Tits or GTFO" Tits or GTFO is haha funny. We get it. It's been around forever, though, and people seem to think the shag invented...

    Started by skipperj‎, 08-09-2012 12:28 PM
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  37. And You Thought Shaggy Was Full of $#@!s... Ms Paint p. 6

    So, apparently there's a war being waged between 4chan and some girl on youtube. Here's a summary that's posted on EncyclopediaDramatica (NSFW +...

    Started by hornfan785‎, 07-16-2010 02:18 PM
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  38. I strongly support a drunk thread.

    I'm not drunk yet. But I support you out there doing so.

    Started by OklahomaHorn60‎, 05-25-2013 02:53 AM
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  39. In a previous life I must have been

    either a serial killer, an evil dictator, the demonic spawn of satan, or possibly a dual alumnus of A&M and OUSux. Those are the only ways I could...

    Started by NeverMarryAStripper‎, 07-17-2014 01:47 PM
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  40. Who Lives West of Alabama & Just Broke Up w/Somebody Who Throws Away Jewelry?

    Because if it's you, remember that wedding band and engagement ring you bought her? They were found, tied to some helium balloons that came down in...

    Started by RDCanecutter‎, 07-18-2014 02:54 PM
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  41. SIAP: "I'm a cop blocker bro"

    Waco PD no less. Smh. Dude has a bunch out there, religious/mental wacko? Kinda funny, needs his ass kicked maybe.

    Started by unklphucker‎, 07-17-2014 07:20 PM
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    07-19-2014, 05:56 PM Go to last post
  42. Most punchable faces in your opinion

    You have to go by face only, not by their personality, political views, etc. Who you got?

    Started by Bedouin‎, 06-10-2014 06:34 PM
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  43. My brother checks in from his vacation in Brazil

    Looks like all is well

    Started by Derka Derka‎, 07-31-2011 05:29 AM
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  44. Tales from the Rangers Bullpen: Fart bottle roulette and pink eye

    http://deadspin.com/derek-holland-and-the-rangers-play-a-game-called-fart-1606990966

    Started by Kavinsky‎, 07-18-2014 09:32 AM
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    07-18-2014, 02:09 PM Go to last post
  45. Wait what?

    Had to read that headline twice. ...

    Started by retsevlys‎, 07-18-2014 09:43 AM
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    07-18-2014, 01:10 PM Go to last post
  46. More Dangerous: 3-D Gun or 3-D Vagina?

    http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2014/07/16/what_s_more_dangerous_a_3_d_printed_gun_or_vagina Tl/dr: Japanese woman makes 3-D printer blueprint...

    Started by DemosZTV‎, 07-16-2014 08:59 PM
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 611
    07-18-2014, 01:15 AM Go to last post
  47. $#@! You Have Heard In A Bar

    I've been pondering starting this thread for a while and given the impending butt-$#@!ing we are due in Dallas, I think the time is right. So,...

    Started by hullabelew‎, 10-01-2013 02:24 PM
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  48. Trooper Accused of Stealing From Crash Victim Pleads Guilty

    "The Connecticut state police trooper accused of stealing jewelry and cash from the body of a motorcyclist who died at the scene of a crash ...

    Started by ooOOHawkeyeOOoo‎, 07-17-2014 07:38 PM
    • Replies: 3
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    07-17-2014, 09:09 PM Go to last post
  49. Women Imports

    Buddy of mine just imported a woman from Ukraine. He is ugly as hell but has a 200K salary so i guess that makes him look good. He wrote this...

    Started by Wasatch Horn‎, 07-08-2014 05:26 AM
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  50. King of Instagram throws pornstar off roof into pool (SFW)

    video is at the link http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/04/25/dan-bilzerian-playboy-throws-porn-star-naked-off-roof/

    Started by Rocko20‎, 04-29-2014 12:45 PM
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    1 2 3
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    07-17-2014, 02:00 PM Go to last post

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