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  1. Austin Shag Ladies - He's single & ready to mingle

    http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/ The website is getting so much traffic that it's extremely slow, but here are some screenshots.

    Started by longhornderek‎, 09-24-2013 08:33 PM
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  2. Post a pic that makes you say "Holy $#@!."

    Searched and didn't see anything similar that weren't photos taken by actual shagsters. NASA's photo of the day; taken in Chile

    Started by lonestar3‎, 01-29-2014 05:16 PM
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  3. Post a pic that makes you lol

    So, I'm unabashedly stealing LHFs thread idea, which is literally the only good thread still on HF. It is now, in CFB at least, the off season....

    Started by Derka Derka‎, 01-10-2010 09:03 PM
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  4. There comes a time in every man's life....

    With two year old twins and one more on the way I've come to the time in my life when I no longer want to spawn another offspring from my loins. I'm...

    Started by ooOOHawkeyeOOoo‎, Today 08:31 AM
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  5. This dumbass $#@! I just saw on facebook

    There's a picture of a kid in surgery, and then this dumbass story as the caption. The picture has like 17,000 shares, and all sorts of dumbass...

    Started by Derka Derka‎, 02-09-2012 11:54 PM
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  6. Shaggy Dad Thread

    I wanted to start a thread for all of us new (and old) dads to share the joys, hardships, stories, pics, anecdotes, tips of the dad trade etc. I know...

    Started by TexasIsBetter‎, 03-04-2014 12:45 PM
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  7. More Fat Shaming?

    http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/mom-under-fire-post-baby-body-selfie-215700858.html What is the problem?

    Started by texasjacket‎, 12-03-2013 05:32 AM
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  8. Well $#@! -

    - the damn garage door spring broke this morning when I punched the opener button. Last night when closing, it made a clattering sound. The wife...

    Started by Armybrat‎, Yesterday 08:17 AM
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  9. The Hell With Scat Threads- "I Fertilized My Salad with Period Blood"

    Because feminism. http://www.vice.com/read/i-fertilized-my-salad-with-period-blood-0000400-v21n8

    Started by TOR‎, Yesterday 11:21 AM
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  10. Whoopi Defends Stephen A: If You Hit a Man, Donít Be Surprised if He Hits Back

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/whoopi-defends-stephen-a-smith-if-you-hit-a-man-dont-be-surprised-if-he-hits-back/

    Started by Bedouin‎, Yesterday 09:00 AM
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  11. High

    Hi High /LoveYouAll

    Started by KaiserSoze‎, 04-26-2012 08:40 PM
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  12. Lame joke thread

    Where will you find a dog with no legs? Exactly where you left it.

    Started by Rusk‎, 04-17-2012 12:39 PM
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  13. Would you?

    If you were in a "slump" $#@! an obese chick? Bedouin no need to reply. Asking for a friend.

    Started by unklphucker‎, Yesterday 07:49 PM
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  14. Who rides a motorcycle?

    and why haven't we gotten off our asses and ridden to a game or to a bbq shack somewhere, or whatever? i know homesickhorn and pimphand are both...

    Started by Snacks‎, 09-10-2010 12:07 PM
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  15. Post a vid that makes you lol

    Seems this is needed.

    Started by Longhorn_Fan68‎, 01-13-2011 08:13 PM
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  16. I strongly support a drunk thread.

    I'm not drunk yet. But I support you out there doing so.

    Started by OklahomaHorn60‎, 05-25-2013 02:53 AM
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  17. Justin Bieber needs his ass beat

    what a douche http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/10/justin-bieber-restaurant-mop-bucket-piss-pee-urinate-video-bill-clinton/

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 07-10-2013 01:01 PM
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  18. Things your ex-wife did that you still can't believe actually happend.

    Yeah, wives do some stupid $#@!. Ex-wives, though, that's a whole nutha level. I'll have a few stories here as the ex was quite hot, so you know...

    Started by mulletpelini‎, 06-24-2014 11:42 PM
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  19. Wives and the Stupid $#@! They Say/Do

    OK. I've been putting this off for a while but the time has come for such a thread to be dedicated to the inane comments, actions and general...

    Started by hullabelew‎, 08-10-2010 07:07 AM
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  20. Stupid $#@! your neighbors do

    I searched, found a lot of individual bitching about the neighbor threads, but no aggregate thread just on bitching about your stupid $#@!ing...

    Started by Captain Ron‎, 05-31-2014 02:04 PM
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  21. Man goes to ComiCon on Shrooms and has existential crisis

    Some dude dropped a lot of shrooms and went to comicon and had an existential crisis. He texted his girlfriend throughout. It's pretty funny, but i...

    Started by irishtexan‎, Yesterday 10:47 AM
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  22. Pics of parking douche baggery

    Look at these thunder $#@!s in my apartment complex. I may or may not leave a full rainbow of street chalk in my vehicle at all times.

    Started by PoopyShoes‎, 11-18-2013 09:07 AM
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  23. Your brush with greatness

    Who is the most famous person you've ever met, saw, ran into, was on a cruise ship with? Here is mine although it happened to my brother it is the...

    Started by iamthepush‎, 11-26-2013 03:44 PM
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  24. Austin sports radio

    I listen every day on my commute but my commute isn't that long. 12-15min. I switch between 1300am and 104.9. A few points... * 1300 morning...

    Started by BearLakeHorn‎, 06-08-2010 09:36 AM
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  25. Got haircut...no FUPA action

    I went to Sport Clips, asked for the chola chick with the big boobies, asked for the MVP, sat down in the chair and commenced throwing elbows around...

    Started by Both Tacos‎, 07-29-2014 04:26 PM
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  26. Naked Man On Leash In W. Va. Could Face Charges

    Take this Florida!!! I find it kind of funny that he only "could" face charges. Naked Man On Leash In W. Va. Could Face Charges ...

    Started by Whitman‎, Yesterday 12:37 PM
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  27. Death Pool '14

    Ok, I'll get it started and carryover from the other thread those that already picked: drunkfan#1's picks: John Madden $#@! Enberg Stephen...

    Started by Texas St. Armadillos‎, 01-09-2014 04:53 PM
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  28. "Butt-Smuggling Fart-Puncher Arrives at Indiana Jail"

    Got to hand it to Gawker on the h/l. http://gawker.com/butt-smuggling-fart-puncher-arrives-at-indiana-jail-1612051463

    Started by TOR‎, 07-28-2014 02:30 PM
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  29. Dominique's sweater tonight

    Strong. Tune in at ten if you missed it.

    Started by DaysOff‎, 12-06-2011 06:15 PM
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  30. Post a pic or vid that will give you diabeetus

    Started by Longhorn_Fan68‎, 04-20-2011 04:29 PM
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  31. Naked shtting

    Is there any other way? If you don't rip your shirt off and kick your pants to the side you aren't really $#@!tting. Amirite or amirite?

    Started by jester‎, 07-27-2014 01:00 AM
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  32. Ear hair

    MAKE IT STOP. all caps

    Started by Beau Vine‎, 07-20-2011 09:21 AM
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  33. Sturgis Motorcycle Rally 2014

    So I'm making a last minute impromptu trip to Sturgis, SD to help a buddy of mine, he's some kind of nut/kettle corn vendor. I'll be there for 2...

    Started by Ichabod‎, 07-27-2014 11:28 AM
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  34. Austin's Monthly Miss Mugshot Competitions

    This is a spin-off from the APD Booking Photos Database thread, where we just held our first annual Miss Mugshot November tournament. The November...

    Started by Roadkill Sasquatch‎, 01-15-2013 05:34 PM
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  35. All Of Humanity In One Picture, Except One

    Pretty cool, probaby win a bar bet with this one.

    Started by TOR‎, 07-29-2014 05:34 PM
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  36. DMX Screams His Face Off on Amusement Park Ride

    Started by Bedouin‎, 07-29-2014 02:24 PM
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  37. Would you rather $#@! a goat and have no one find out or

    not $#@! a goat and everyone thinks you did?

    Started by Bedouin‎, 07-26-2014 11:53 AM
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  38. Still Undefeated

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA5s-f-w-Ww :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

    Started by Pimphand‎, 07-29-2014 12:01 PM
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  39. Tinder at 2AM

    It's 2am. I can't sleep. Honestly, if I was still with my ex I would have woken him up all sexy like and initiated (then completed) some adult...

    Started by FitLove‎, 04-10-2014 02:12 AM
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  40. Which one of you was this?

    Texas homeowner poses nude in condo listing http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Home-owner-poses-nude-in-house-listing-5651439.php

    Started by midtown‎, 07-28-2014 02:49 PM
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  41. Pulling out your nose hairs

    mildly retarded. mildly painful. but i still do it. i'm sure there are other dumb things i continue to do despite their retardedness

    Started by Jive Turkey‎, 07-01-2009 04:32 PM
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  42. 1 Guy 5 girls

    Fight, not porn you pervs.

    Started by dhamalrdr‎, 07-26-2014 10:55 AM
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  43. I need hornfan785 to make me a .gif

    so I am going to post about it here. Beard dude in crowd of LAL vs OKC Game 3, 6:43 left in the game, as requested here. If everyone else...

    Started by Derka Derka‎, 05-19-2012 12:06 AM
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  44. Insane Clown Posse fans; are they a "dangerous gang?"

    The Federal Government thinks so: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/23/insane-clown-posse-lawsui_n_5521654.html ICP begs to differ. No...

    Started by Parliament‎, 06-25-2014 01:35 AM
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  45. Would you rather watch me $#@! a cow or...

    Bedouin $#@! a goat? Without anybody knowing, of course..

    Started by Texas Cow Fucker‎, 07-27-2014 09:53 PM
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    07-28-2014, 10:27 AM Go to last post
  46. My brother checks in from his vacation in Brazil

    Looks like all is well

    Started by Derka Derka‎, 07-31-2011 05:29 AM
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  47. SCIENCE! Glasses That Actually Make Beer Taste Better

    http://www.popsci.com.au/science/glasses-that-make-beer-taste-better,389084

    Started by TOR‎, 07-27-2014 09:00 PM
    • Replies: 5
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  48. best amusement park ride ever

    $#@! yes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjEsWj369rc

    Started by next2naus‎, 07-22-2014 08:16 AM
    • Replies: 43
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  49. Austin News Media - Open Season

    TV, Paper, Radio - your choice, good and bad...Roger Wallace does a nice job, but his dye job is terrible. Redundant, I suppose. Mike Berman works...

    Started by Wally Pryor‎, 04-20-2013 10:28 PM
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