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    asshat slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch's Avatar
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    a couple of years ago, I get in from work one afternoon and the wife tells me she found porn sites on Slorch Junior's laptop history- I think he was about 14-15 at the time. I started telling her it was normal, and that I would have a talk with him. As I'm walking out of the room, she states with authority, " No high fives or taking him out for dinner to celebrate either..."

    All I could do was laugh. She married a dirty sumbitch...what did she think her son was going to be?

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    6 page thread on a child getting caught whacking.... the shag delivers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slorch View Post
    a couple of years ago, I get in from work one afternoon and the wife tells me she found porn sites on Slorch Junior's laptop history- I think he was about 14-15 at the time. I started telling her it was normal, and that I would have a talk with him. As I'm walking out of the room, she states with authority, " No high fives or taking him out for dinner to celebrate either..."

    All I could do was laugh. She married a dirty sumbitch...what did she think her son was going to be?
    So? What was the conversation?

    a) "High five, dude, and let's go to dinner, you now a man!"

    b) "Hey, whatcha got on there? Can I check it out?"

    c) "You do this again and I'm gonna ground you for a month! Now go out there and get some REAL pussy!"

    d) "Here's a program that deletes history but looks like a different program."

    e) or more like this:


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    I hope you high fived him with his other hand.

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    when i was in high school i had about 20 mins between when I would get home and everyone else would get there. I would naturally whack it then. Once I had to pull the ripcord as my brother got home right as I started watching some porn and had pulled down my pants (our computer was in the living room). I made the decision to bail and run to the bathroom. I think I was watching some pretty weird $#@! because he was shocked at the video that was playing.

    On a side note, I drove down my old street a few months ago and I popped wood as I was pulling onto the street just like I used to. Habits are hard to break.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery Man View Post
    but I'm sure my dad was secretly fist pumping in every one of those conversations where mom was worried that her son was going to turn into some sort of pervert, sneaking around and looking at titties. (not that there's anything wrong with having a gay son)
    your dad jerked off while him and your mom talked about you jerking off, BOSS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery Man View Post
    ... I'm sure my dad was secretly fist pumping in every one of those conversations where mom was worried that her son was going to turn into some sort of pervert, sneaking around and looking at titties. (not that there's anything wrong with having a gay son)
    Did Celery just come out of the closet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Guy View Post
    I've seen enough of porn to know where this is going..
    He fixes the cable?

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    Buy the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy, and do so for the sordid eroticism. Jerk off on it. I mean literally, ejaculate onto the covers of all three books. Mumble something about irony and tell her everybody in the house is even...

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    I used to be able to hit the ceiling at 13-16. No telling how many times my mom asked me to stop spitting loogies in the tub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Charlie View Post
    I used to be able to hit the ceiling at 13-16. No telling how many times my mom asked me to stop spitting loogies in the tub.
    pics or it didn't happen. (nttatww wanting pics, right?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamthepush View Post
    pics or it didn't happen. (nttatww wanting pics, right?)
    Well i can't get you pics from 26 years ago but if you PM me I'll send $#@! shots from today.

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    you guys sure do like to talk about 13-year old boys and what they do with their $#@!s

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    my dad use to have vhs porns and I'd make sure to reset the vcr counter to 0000 before watching and then would rewind it to make sure it was at that exact spot so I wouldn't get caught. This trick worked for about 7 years until one day I left it in the vcr. While I was playing basketball I remembered what I had done. Came home and my mom said my dad had to talk to me about something. Went into the living room and he said "yep" and I said "yep" we did that a couple of more times and that was it.

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    Slightly NSFW

    Spoiler!

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    ^ You just know she's contemplating about it.

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    What's more awkward, catching your son spanking it, or your son catching you spanking it?

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    I got a 7 year old touching himself while he is watching dance moms. At least he likes the womens,

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    "Just be careful you don't end up naked, jacking it in San Diego."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horn_Spanker View Post
    How did I miss this thread??
    You were jacking off?

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    Not looking forward to this conversation in 13 years.

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    Add another one to the "Remember when it used to be like?" topics that you frequently see on FB. As in "Remember when masterbation didn't require parental intervention?". :-)

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    Tell the wife tO knock and if she was in the kitchen making sandwiches she wouldn't have walked in on him

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    late to the party on this one, read the first page.

    telling a kid hes gonna get sick, go blind, go to hell, that it will fall off, or anything other than the Goddamn truth is $#@!ing horrible parenting.

    get the kid a lock and a magazine so he can do his business in private.

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    My first naked girl was Elke Summers in playboy, she is 75 years old and I still go to her website site and jack off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankytoes View Post
    So, my wife and I chatted about this before I left for work.

    In my wifeís defense, sheís very naÔve when it comes to sexual relations. She grew up in Siberia, only has a sister and didnít have sex until I convinced her that she couldnít get pregnant on her first time. (Bazinga!) The idea that most Russians are sexual nymphos is nothing more than propaganda from the Western media. Believe me, Iíve tried. The FIL incident, and the image of my $#@! becoming a water wiggle in his presence, really did a number on things.

    So I told her basically the same thing that has been posted on here. (I.E. Itís normal, heís going through changes, everybody does it, she needs to respect his privacy and knock, etc.) She got all defensive about how she doesnít want her son doing that kind of thing and he was too young to think about that sort of stuff. I called her on the bull$#@! and asked that she just trust me on this one. After she calmed down a bit, and eventually accepted that thereís nothing we can do about it, she made me promise that I say something to him when I pick him up from football practice this afternoon.

    I have to admit, itís not the issue, itís the awkwardness of it all. Be too generic and heís bound to get busted and labeled as a repeat offender. Be too specific and before you know it, we have finger indentations and short and curlies in the community Vasoline jar. Both will eventually implicate me somehow. You mess with my pussy, you mess with my emotions.

    So at lunch, Iím going to Target and putting together a ďGift BasketĒ to give to him:

    1 medium size wicker basket
    1 travel size bottle of baby oil
    1 pair of white socks
    1 necktie
    1 Teen magazine
    1 Ebony magazine
    1 Asian Bride magazine (I donít know what he likes)
    1 ďKeep OutĒ sign
    1 copy of Everybody Poops (For good measure)
    1 small bottle of Hand sanitizer
    1 box of diaper wipes

    I think this hits both sides of the issue: I know, itís ok, and you can joke about it with me. Plus, we donít have to shake hands at the end. Win/win
    don't forget the copy of Oedipus Rex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryGandorf View Post
    tell your wife to $#@!ing knock. she is the guilty one.
    Pay this man his money...

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    Time to sign your son up for p411?

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    I have been 'fist-pumping' for probably 25 years and I, to this day, have no idea what a tubesock is used for while masturbating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCruiser View Post
    I have been 'fist-pumping' for probably 25 years and I, to this day, have no idea what a tubesock is used for while masturbating.
    I know what it is theoretically used for, but I have never done that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankytoes View Post
    So at lunch, I’m going to Target and putting together a “Gift Basket” to give to him:

    1 medium size wicker basket
    1 travel size bottle of baby oil
    1 pair of white socks
    1 necktie
    1 Teen magazine
    1 Ebony magazine
    1 Asian Bride magazine (I don’t know what he likes)
    1 “Keep Out” sign
    1 copy of Everybody Poops (For good measure)
    1 small bottle of Hand sanitizer
    1 box of diaper wipes

    I think this hits both sides of the issue: I know, it’s ok, and you can joke about it with me. Plus, we don’t have to shake hands at the end. Win/win
    You won't see him all weekend.........

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    For my 1,000th post it has to be in this thread, and vs all this other advice just have him get a Shag login for the requisite time for NSAA access...I'm sure he'll "handle" the rest

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    Wife is overcompensating with the "sick" nonsense.

    The truth is, she'll be thinking of him everytime you are up in her for the next few weeks.

    /imgladimnotyou

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlitzburghGator View Post
    Wife is overcompensating with the "sick" nonsense.

    The truth is, she'll be thinking of him everytime you are up in her for the next few weeks.

    /imgladimnotyou
    You don't have kids, do you.

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    asshat MyQuick=FrenchToast can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. MyQuick=FrenchToast can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. MyQuick=FrenchToast can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. MyQuick=FrenchToast can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. MyQuick=FrenchToast can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. MyQuick=FrenchToast can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. MyQuick=FrenchToast can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. MyQuick=FrenchToast can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. MyQuick=FrenchToast can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. MyQuick=FrenchToast can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. MyQuick=FrenchToast can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. MyQuick=FrenchToast's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jersey Man10 View Post
    I'm a dry guy
    Welcome to Shaggy Bevo, Fred Durst!

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    You going to explain to him how to do the reverse grip numbed left hand maneuver?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankytoes View Post
    Nickelodeon, seriously. Just had his shorts down in his bedroom watching ICarly



    Was he spanking to Miranda Cosgrove, Jennette McCurdy or (nttawwi) Nathan Kress?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RabidHorn View Post
    Better Maddow than Joe Scarborough.
    Hmmm... him or him? Kind of a toss up.

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    asshat evilseven can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evilseven can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evilseven can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evilseven can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evilseven can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evilseven can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evilseven can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evilseven can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evilseven can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evilseven can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evilseven can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night.
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    i don't understand how you kids deal with lube. #dry4life.

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    the original insanity wolf meme was posted, but it fits pretty well with courage wolf, too. I'll allow it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoosierHorn View Post
    Tell him it'll be a lot better when a girl does it... maybe.
    Man, you must have hit the jackpot with HJ talents...no girl has even come close in my experiences, except for that stripper in San Francisco.

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    Yuppie Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20's Avatar
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    Let him be, I'm sure you didn't want your father mentioning the first time you discovered how to choke the chicken.

    Hell I jacked off to a Girls Gone Wild commercial back in the day.

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    asshat slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? slorch's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlitzburghGator View Post
    Wife is overcompensating with the "sick" nonsense.

    The truth is, she'll be thinking of him everytime you are up in her for the next few weeks.

    /imgladimnotyou
    Maybe, but then again, wife needs to lighten up.

    As our oldest was leaving for prom and we had just taken all the "cute" pictures with the date, I asked the wife if she had thought about how much I love (cunnilingus?)
    Caught off guard, She said no.
    Then I said, "Just remember who that boy's dad is and you told him he didn't have to be in until 4..."

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    asshat BuckeyesSuck grows his own roses BuckeyesSuck grows his own roses BuckeyesSuck grows his own roses BuckeyesSuck grows his own roses BuckeyesSuck grows his own roses BuckeyesSuck grows his own roses BuckeyesSuck grows his own roses BuckeyesSuck grows his own roses BuckeyesSuck grows his own roses BuckeyesSuck grows his own roses BuckeyesSuck grows his own roses BuckeyesSuck's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by HOOK'EMHOOAH View Post
    late to the party on this one, read the first page.

    telling a kid hes gonna get sick, go blind, go to hell, that it will fall off, or anything other than the Goddamn truth is $#@!ing horrible parenting.

    get the kid a lock and a magazine so he can do his business in private.
    thats why my parents did. Now i'm a sick perverted $#@!.

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    asshat HOOK'EMHOOAH grows his own roses HOOK'EMHOOAH grows his own roses HOOK'EMHOOAH grows his own roses HOOK'EMHOOAH grows his own roses HOOK'EMHOOAH grows his own roses HOOK'EMHOOAH grows his own roses HOOK'EMHOOAH grows his own roses HOOK'EMHOOAH grows his own roses HOOK'EMHOOAH grows his own roses HOOK'EMHOOAH grows his own roses HOOK'EMHOOAH grows his own roses HOOK'EMHOOAH's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuckeyesSuck View Post
    thats why my parents did. Now i'm a sick perverted $#@!.
    do you have a problem with how you turned out?

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