a couple of years ago, I get in from work one afternoon and the wife tells me she found porn sites on Slorch Junior's laptop history- I think he was about 14-15 at the time. I started telling her it was normal, and that I would have a talk with him. As I'm walking out of the room, she states with authority, " No high fives or taking him out for dinner to celebrate either..."
All I could do was laugh. She married a dirty sumbitch...what did she think her son was going to be?