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    Free Carpet Cleaning? Scam?

    Some fast talking girl just came by and said they are starting up a business (i think) and need to get the word out and clean like 50 carpets (for free) in order to win a trip somewhere. (something like that)

    said it was free and all she had to do was clean even my front door floor mat and that was all. i was like whatever and she said they would be back in like fifteen minutes.

    anyone ever encounter this? should i let her clean my floor mat as long as i dont have to give her any info. i am fixing to have my throat slit?

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    You just bought subscriptions to Ebony, Vibe and Jet.

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    Sounds like a scam.

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    asshat utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge?
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    Quote Originally Posted by capcity
    You just bought subscriptions to Ebony, Vibe and Jet.

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    ha. that is what i was thinking. but as long as i refuse to give any info, that shouldn't apply should it?

    $#@! i had just woke up when the girl rang the doorbell. i wish i had a clearer mind when she did.

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    asshat utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge?
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    i just turned the guys down.

    ever heard of the kirby company?

    that is who they said they worked for.

    they looked pretty disappointed.

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    She was going to clean that carpet for free and try and get you to pay to have the rest of the house cleaned.

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    asshat utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? utexas_61 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Duke
    She was going to clean that carpet for free and try and get you to pay to have the rest of the house cleaned.
    yeah i kind of thought that. something just didnt smell right.

    i told them no before letting them into the house. after a quick google search i am glad i did.

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    should've asked to clean her carpet.

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    miguel,
    he had to go practice on his hetero gymnastic rings, too busy for pussy delivered on the door step.

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    There is a group in the Atlanta area doing this. While you are dealing with the hottie at the front door, her buddies rob you blind, IF they don't beat the $#@! out of you.

    In some cases they have robbed the people then, in others they come back later, sometimes when you are home and they are more prepared, knowing what your setup is.

    NEVER buy anything from anyone who comes to your door. That is unless you are a college students and 3 girls come by your apartment selling magazines subscriptions and you have ample weed and booze to keep them happy for a long, fun, sex-filled weekend....at least that's what I hear.

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    They are going to try to sell you a vacuum cleaner. They will ask you to vacuum your carpet with your current vacuum and then they will clean it with the Kirby and you will be amazed at the $#@! that thing picks up.

    They are very good vacuums. Probably the best, but they cost like $800+.

    My parents had one from the 70s and it would dominate any new cleaner. Unbelievable sucking power. Almost OUesque.

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    That's snatch knocking at the door.

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    how much for a suckoff?

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    I had a girlfriend that attempted to sell them. One month of door to door begging and she didn't sell one. They work great though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felix
    They are going to try to sell you a vacuum cleaner. They will ask you to vacuum your carpet with your current vacuum and then they will clean it with the Kirby and you will be amazed at the $#@! that thing picks up.

    They are very good vacuums. Probably the best, but they cost like $800+.

    My parents had one from the 70s and it would dominate any new cleaner. Unbelievable sucking power. Almost OUesque.
    this.

    we let a dude come do that in college. he was there for a few hours, it was like he would never leave. the Kirby vacuum was shredding our carpet it had so much sucking power. they gave us some scented candles as a gift at the end. those candles were great.

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