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    People who lie to make themselves look better

    I have a friend who will always lie just to make himself look more knowledgeable or cultured. He'll say hes seen a movie, even if you know hes lying, or he'll say "oh I've seen part of this" or "I saw it a long time ago." I know he's lying, and I'll call him out on it and he tries to play it off. Like once I made up a movie name and asked if he had seen it, and he said yes, then I said it was fake and he said, "oh, I thought you meant [other similar movie title]." He also does this for music and general pop culture. Anyone else know someone like this?

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    Yes, I work with a guy thath can do nothing but lie to make himself look better. He's the smartest man in the world he'll have you believe. The funny thing is that his lies are so extreme that there is no way any of the $#@! he says is true.

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    $#@!, don't ever go fishing then.

    Did I ever tell you about the 30 pound bass I caught?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornian
    $#@!, don't ever go fishing then.

    Did I ever tell you about the 30 pound bass I caught?
    Did you relese it before you could be the official weight into the record books?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornian
    Did I ever tell you about the 30 pound bass I caught?

    yeah, i caught one of those once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by staley
    Quote Originally Posted by hornian
    $#@!, don't ever go fishing then.

    Did I ever tell you about the 30 pound bass I caught?
    Did you relese it before you could be the official weight into the record books?
    Pshaw, I don't need no record book. I just called all my friends and told them we were having a fish fry.

    And besides, after I gutted it I found out that it only weighed 25 pounds. it Had 5 pounds of LIVE crawfish in its belly. So not only did we get a fish fry, we also had a crawfish boil. It was a good day.

    Now, you don't even want me to tell me about the 20 point buck I shot a few years back. That story is all sorts of unbelievable.

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    I lie to make myself look worse because I am ridiculously awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankytoes
    I lie to make myself look worse because I am ridiculously awesome.

    Ditto.

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    Even worse are people that lie for no reason at all when the truth will do just as well. Some people are just compulsive liars. Like they'd lie about where they went to lunch if you asked them or lie about some other insignificant fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankytoes
    I lie to make myself look worse because I am ridiculously awesome.
    Liar.

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