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    Woman had sex with 1,000 men (not a porn star)

    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news...-1000-men.html

    JUST like the characters in her favourite TV show, posh Christina Saunders knows good sex. And so she should, after seducing 1,000 MEN.

    The university-educated brunette longed to be as confident in bed as Sex And The City maneater Samantha.

    So she set herself a 10-year challenge - to get a thousand notches on her bedpost.

    She said: "Sam went from one man to the next and was proud of it. I wanted to be confident like her. I got hooked on the buzz of one-night-stands."

    She slept with at least one stranger a week, travelled the world hunting for men to bed, and took part in threesomes.

    But now Christina, 30, admits: "All I want is a man to love me - not one who just wants me for sex."
    Now the challenge is over Christina does have regrets. "Good friends stuck by me but others accused me of being a slut. I took things too far. Now all I want to do is settle down. I just hope I haven't put men off."







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    That's just a fancy way of saying she's a raging slut

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    Yeah, she made herself a "challenge." I'm sure that's why she did it.

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    Maybe she did it because she had a hole in her life to fill.

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    Not very challenging for a girl to have sex with 1000 different men. Not very challenging at all. Damn she looks familiar..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MP5 View Post
    Maybe she did it because she had a hole in her life to fill.
    Well, it got filled. 1000 times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Simon - S&S PI, Inc View Post
    Damn she looks familiar..
    You know when you go to a bar and there's this really hot girl and her friend? This one is the grenade.

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    Woman had sex with 1,000 men
    In a row?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smuggs View Post
    Beat me to it.

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    I'd be more impressed if she did them all at one time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fawnknutsen View Post
    In a row?
    Don't get any ideas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THujone View Post
    Don't get any ideas.
    I think what you meant was "Try not to suck any $#@! on your way to the parking lot".

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    Quote Originally Posted by fawnknutsen View Post
    I think what you meant was "Try not to suck any $#@! on your way to the parking lot".
    :headsforparkinglot,justincase:

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    Add me to the "would smash" column.

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    I think the women of Shaggy could beat this. What say you ladies?

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    I'm sure she'll now have no problem with a fine young man committing to her.

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    The pussy is bull$#@!. How many did she take in the ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankytoes View Post
    I think the women of Shaggy could beat this. What say you ladies?
    There are how many guys registered on this site? I think I like my odds in this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fawnknutsen View Post
    I think what you meant was "Try not to suck any $#@! on your way to the parking lot".
    I would love to hear the dinner conversations you two have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajax View Post
    You know when you go to a bar and there's this really hot girl and her friend? This one is the grenade.
    that's a pretty damn good grenade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MP5 View Post
    Maybe she did it because she had a hole in her life to fill.

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    Let me tell ya what "Like a
    Virgin"'s about. It's about some
    cooze who's a regular $#@!
    machine.
    I mean all the time, morning, day,
    night, afternoon, $#@!, $#@!,
    $#@!, $#@!, $#@!,
    $#@!, $#@!, $#@!, $#@!, $#@!,
    $#@!.

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    How many $#@!s was that?

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    Yeah I don't get this. What's the challenge? If you're a reasonably attractive woman and not obviously diseased it's easy to find a guy to $#@! you. All you have to do is go up to a guy and say "hey, wanna $#@!?"

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    So she set herself a 10-year challenge - to get a thousand notches on her bedpost.
    She slept with at least one stranger a week, travelled the world hunting for men to bed, and took part in threesomes.
    Okay time to play: Let's Do The Math....

    At least 1 stranger per week over a 10 year period: 1 * 52 * 10 = 520.

    She'd have to average at least 1.9 new $#@!s a week toget 1000 $#@!s in 10 years. Even if she was having a MFM every other week, she's still only at about 780 $#@!s.

    Basically, we're looking at 2 $#@!s a week, giving herself a week or two of vacation every year.

    Now, that's definitely doable.

    But, you have to think, by year 8, that bitch has got to be tied of slinging 2 $#@!s a week.

    But, you know what? More power to her. I ain't gonna judge.

    I love sluts, because sometimes -- just sometimes -- sluts love me.

    So here's to you and your huge pussy, baby.

    Don't stop sucking and keep on $#@!ing, girl!

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    Thousand guys worldwide? Girl's probably a $#@!ing germ-farm. That being said, there's nothing she could get on me that probably isn't already on me so I'd tag her like my plane was going down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Homesickhorn View Post
    Thousand guys worldwide? Girl's probably a $#@!ing germ-farm. That being said, there's nothing she could get on me that probably isn't already on me so I'd tag her like my plane was going down.

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    asshat Bevoette is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Bevoette is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Bevoette is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Bevoette is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Bevoette is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Bevoette is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Bevoette is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Bevoette is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Bevoette is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Bevoette is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Bevoette is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Bevoette's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by smuggs View Post
    now it may be awhile before I can eat at Arby's again




    and to keep count?? 1000 really? I bet you can sail the titanic in her vag by now.
    she's like Denny's "Always Open"
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    don't forget the 5 days of every month she's bleeding.

    of course, that probably didn't stop her, and wouldn't stop many guys either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hayden_horn View Post
    don't forget the 5 days of every month she's bleeding.

    of course, that probably didn't stop her, and wouldn't stop many guys either.
    good birth control pill and she probably isn't bleeding at all.

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    She looks smart.

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    asshat TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ's Avatar
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    ok, lets be honest, because some girls... bad situation! horrible situation to be in. i dont like if a girl has a lot of lips, it looks like a box of cow tongues all jammed up. looks like a high school play curtain that you cant get out of. but she had a nice, excellent situation. if it was a cottage, id rent it for the summer.

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    Reputed Cocksman AnotherLawyer slams and goes hard. AnotherLawyer slams and goes hard. AnotherLawyer slams and goes hard. AnotherLawyer slams and goes hard. AnotherLawyer slams and goes hard. AnotherLawyer slams and goes hard. AnotherLawyer slams and goes hard. AnotherLawyer slams and goes hard. AnotherLawyer slams and goes hard. AnotherLawyer slams and goes hard. AnotherLawyer slams and goes hard. AnotherLawyer's Avatar
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    Ragu Vagoo. I bet her vag looks and smells like Ragu that's been sitting out on the counter for a few days.

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    ^Perfect fit for your spaghetti noodle

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    New definition for $#@!ed raw.

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    asshat Randy Marsh grows his own roses Randy Marsh grows his own roses Randy Marsh grows his own roses Randy Marsh grows his own roses Randy Marsh grows his own roses Randy Marsh grows his own roses Randy Marsh grows his own roses Randy Marsh grows his own roses Randy Marsh grows his own roses Randy Marsh grows his own roses Randy Marsh grows his own roses Randy Marsh's Avatar
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    Even though those picture are blurred out... I can tell you everyone of those guys is a douchebag.

    And that was probably the norm for her.

    1000 guys... well, you're a slut.
    1000 douchbags... you're a raging slut.

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    asshat CHIEF can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. CHIEF can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. CHIEF can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. CHIEF can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. CHIEF can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. CHIEF can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. CHIEF can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. CHIEF can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. CHIEF can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. CHIEF can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. CHIEF can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. CHIEF's Avatar
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    I bet her parents are proud.

    CHIEF

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHIEF View Post
    I bet her parents are proud.

    CHIEF
    Yeah. So much for her not wanting them to find out. I guess the tabloids found her price.

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    asshat Party_Taco grows his own roses Party_Taco grows his own roses Party_Taco grows his own roses Party_Taco grows his own roses Party_Taco grows his own roses Party_Taco grows his own roses Party_Taco grows his own roses Party_Taco grows his own roses Party_Taco grows his own roses Party_Taco grows his own roses Party_Taco grows his own roses Party_Taco's Avatar
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    She's way hotter in some of those pics than others, but there's nothing AVERAGE about those titties...

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    I wonder if she $#@!s on the first night?

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    NAVY SEALS-JONES Quasimofo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Quasimofo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Quasimofo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Quasimofo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Quasimofo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Quasimofo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Quasimofo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Quasimofo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Quasimofo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Quasimofo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Quasimofo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Quasimofo's Avatar
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