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    Why do ants eat my toenail clippings???

    The mysteries of life are indeed ubiquitous....

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    Are you perchance a vintner?

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    asshat dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus's Avatar
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    Idea: instead of toenail clippers, why not just put your unkempt toes into an anthill?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery Man View Post
    Are you perchance a vintner?
    Nah...consumer of wine only...

    Quote Originally Posted by dedalus View Post
    Idea: instead of toenail clippers, why not just put your unkempt toes into an anthill?
    Hmmmmm....I do love the sting of a fire ant....rascally little buggers they are...

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    asshat dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. dedalus's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by FCHorn View Post
    Hmmmmm....I do love the sting of a fire ant....rascally little buggers they are...
    Indeed, it will put a little pep in your step (no pun intended).

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    Quote Originally Posted by dedalus View Post
    Indeed, it will put a little pep in your step (no pun intended).
    Puns should always be intended...that's why god invented fire ants...

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    Maybe they're on a cheese diet...

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    have you ever tried eating your toe nails?? theyre delish

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    Deep philosophical ponderings such as this are exactly why I come to The Shag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FCHorn View Post
    The mysteries of life are indeed ubiquitous....
    What, you never heard of toejam?

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    Man those little $#@!ers do hurt when they bite...but it feels sooooo good to scratch that itch the next day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramonce Taylor's Weed View Post
    Bet you won't do that 'til you see this...

    *WARNING* VERY GRAPHIC, YOU WILL WANT TO HURL. DON'T NEG REP ME AND SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA.
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