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    Anyone got a hookup for a midget in Vegas?

    I am going with a group of friends and I have never been....one night next week we are gonna do a 12 person massive dress up douche night and I need to see how much it costs rent a midget to come party with us for a few hours.

    I've seen some websites but I was thinking with all the connections people have here someone has to have a vegas midget connection

    Thanks in advance

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    Guess what? You don't have to dress up to be a douche. Looks like you are doing fine already.

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    from the thread title, I thought YOU were the midget looking to get laid.

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    Well answers for that question can be answered too cause I'm pretty short

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    asshat Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by FondrenRoad View Post
    Guess what? You don't have to dress up to be a douche. Looks like you are doing fine already.
    Id be doing better if I had a midget around

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    if you cant get a midget would a dwarf do?

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    On the strip, go to alley west of the Venetian, there will be a pimp dressed up with a mercedes pendant gold chain named Pipo. Tell him Swindle sent you and he will hook you right up. Good Luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by American Swindle View Post
    On the strip, go to alley west of the Venetian, there will be a pimp dressed up with a mercedes pendant gold chain named Pipo. Tell him Swindle sent you and he will hook you right up. Good Luck!
    Sounds like a buttrape trap

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    Quote Originally Posted by American Swindle View Post
    On the strip, go to alley west of the Venetian, there will be a pimp dressed up with a mercedes pendant gold chain named Pipo. Tell him Swindle sent you and he will hook you right up. Good Luck!
    The pimp has a golden chain named Pipo? Must really like that chain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scraps View Post
    Sounds like a buttrape trap

    Right up your alley.

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    http://www.shortdwarf.com/Las-Vegas.html

    We used them to hire a midget to walk around our party in a cowboy costume. His hat was a tortilla chip shaped like a sombrero with a bowl of salsa in the crevice. Little $#@!er pulled his toy guns out everytime you said thank you. Cutest thing you ever saw.

    That's about all I remember that night...

    $#@! Vegas.
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    yeah, i've got a couple midgets.

    what's your budget?

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    I just wanted to post in this topic due to the title and in before classics.

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    Also, Dude, midget is not the preferred nomenclature. Vertically challenged, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankytoes View Post
    Why did you choose shortdwarf.com instead of talldwarf.com?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snow Dog View Post
    Also, Dude, midget is not the preferred nomenclature. Vertically challenged, please.
    Little people. That's what they like to be called.

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    if you are a baller, your casino host will take care of this for you

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    asshat Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryGandorf View Post
    yeah, i've got a couple midgets.

    what's your budget?
    Well I was hoping to see what the normal price range is for a little buddy to see if I even wanted to waste the money on it

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    asshat Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigup2dahorns View Post
    if you are a baller, your casino host will take care of this for you
    Dude you've met me...I am def not a baller

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryGandorf View Post
    yeah, i've got a couple midgets.

    what's your budget?
    of course you do...

    but can you get a midget Hulk Hogan impersonator?

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    asshat Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ldogg53 View Post
    of course you do...

    but can you get a midget Hulk Hogan impersonator?
    Holy $#@! if you can make this happen or Mr.T

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scraps View Post
    Well I was hoping to see what the normal price range is for a little buddy to see if I even wanted to waste the money on it
    i texted my guy. i know all the beacher's madhouse guys, so i'm sure someone is available.

    what's the exact date?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigup2dahorns View Post
    if you are a baller, your casino host will take care of this for you
    This! Rookies. Act like you've been there before.

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    Is there anything you CAN'T find on Shaggy?

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    Is there an extra charge for midget tossing (no homo kind of tossing)?

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    asshat Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryGandorf View Post
    i texted my guy. i know all the beacher's madhouse guys, so i'm sure someone is available.

    what's the exact date?
    It would be next Tuesday night....so I guess the 21st

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    the godfather HenryGandorf is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. HenryGandorf is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. HenryGandorf is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. HenryGandorf is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. HenryGandorf is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. HenryGandorf is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. HenryGandorf is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. HenryGandorf is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. HenryGandorf is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. HenryGandorf is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. HenryGandorf is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. HenryGandorf's Avatar
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    oh nice. midweek. i'll get it worked out.

    this guy will $#@!ing get everyone laid. every time i've been out with him, it's been a total $#@! show, but the good kind.

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    wow......smh.

    and im in this group.

    scraps you need to order a Small Tuxedo shirt for the little guy.

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    asshat Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryGandorf View Post
    oh nice. midweek. i'll get it worked out.

    this guy will $#@!ing get everyone laid. every time i've been out with him, it's been a total $#@! show, but the good kind.
    Haha awesome....let me know what kind of price we are talking about here when you get it figured out

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    asshat Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude View Post
    wow......smh.

    and im in this group.

    scraps you need to order a Small Tuxedo shirt for the little guy.
    Don't hate

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    this will only end up in glory.....or ruin. cannot be determined which.

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    asshat Bill_11YearPlan is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Bill_11YearPlan is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Bill_11YearPlan is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Bill_11YearPlan is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Bill_11YearPlan is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Bill_11YearPlan is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Bill_11YearPlan is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Bill_11YearPlan is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Bill_11YearPlan is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Bill_11YearPlan is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Bill_11YearPlan is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Bill_11YearPlan's Avatar
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    asshat Angry Gorilla is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Angry Gorilla is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Angry Gorilla is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Angry Gorilla is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Angry Gorilla is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Angry Gorilla is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Angry Gorilla is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Angry Gorilla is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Angry Gorilla is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Angry Gorilla is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Angry Gorilla is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Angry Gorilla's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryGandorf View Post
    oh nice. midweek. i'll get it worked out.

    this guy will $#@!ing get everyone laid. every time i've been out with him, it's been a total $#@! show, but the good kind.
    Was this the one that was on the Stern Show with David Arquette a few months ago? If it is, he seemed full throttle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodbutcher View Post
    this will only end up in glory.....or ruin. cannot be determined which.
    basically one in the same here... which is $#@!ing fantastic..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macallan12 View Post
    I've been looking around for you, but there seems to be a short supply.
    loko

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    asshat Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps's Avatar
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    asshat Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Scraps's Avatar
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    $#@! photobuckry]

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    asshat orangeuahorn2 slams and goes hard. orangeuahorn2 slams and goes hard. orangeuahorn2 slams and goes hard. orangeuahorn2 slams and goes hard. orangeuahorn2 slams and goes hard. orangeuahorn2 slams and goes hard. orangeuahorn2 slams and goes hard. orangeuahorn2 slams and goes hard. orangeuahorn2 slams and goes hard. orangeuahorn2 slams and goes hard. orangeuahorn2 slams and goes hard. orangeuahorn2's Avatar
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    Awesome. Scraps with the nice follow-thru

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    asshat MNLonghorn10 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? MNLonghorn10 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? MNLonghorn10 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? MNLonghorn10 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? MNLonghorn10 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? MNLonghorn10 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? MNLonghorn10 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? MNLonghorn10 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? MNLonghorn10 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? MNLonghorn10 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? MNLonghorn10 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? MNLonghorn10's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scraps View Post
    HG with the hookup and we got Donny who just wrecked some of my friends at beer pong

    How much was Fred Durst?

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    asshat bozo_casanova might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bozo_casanova might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bozo_casanova might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bozo_casanova might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bozo_casanova might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bozo_casanova might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bozo_casanova might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bozo_casanova might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bozo_casanova might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bozo_casanova might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bozo_casanova might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bozo_casanova's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by alincoln View Post
    How much was Fred Durst?
    He did it all for the nookie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scraps View Post
    HG with the hookup and we got Donny who just wrecked some of my friends at beer pong

    Russell Crowe?

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    asshat ihateowho might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? ihateowho might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? ihateowho might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? ihateowho might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? ihateowho might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? ihateowho might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? ihateowho might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? ihateowho might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? ihateowho might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? ihateowho might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? ihateowho might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? ihateowho's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MNLonghorn10 View Post
    $#@!ing midgets, how do they work?
    For a small fee?

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    holy $#@! this is great...

    trust there is more to come?

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    definitely russell crowe....

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