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    what time can you buy beer on Monday Morning?

    In Texas? I've never tried on a weekday, but I'm taking tomorrow off to take the fiancee and Kids to the airport. Want to get some in my fridge in the morning for when I get back/

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    As a drunk wanting to pound a few as early in the morning as possible, you should know the answer to this question. And the answer is, "the night before."

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    7 am.

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    6 am in wells branch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derka Derka View Post
    6 am in wells branch.
    How is that? I thought 7am was state law?

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    it's 7am somewhere.

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    Where's our drunken Jameslaw update?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOR View Post
    Where's our drunken Jameslaw update?

    This has to be epic, right?

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    12:01 DUH



    oh wait


    I'm in Florida

    7am to midnight UNLESS your county of municipality says different or you're on Theme park complex property. Miami-Dade? 24 hour 7 day a week 365/366 days a year booze! good $#@!. The Land of the Rat? same as Miami-Dade and Orange and Osceola county can pound sand if they want The Rat to have different hours.

    562.14 Regulating the time for sale of alcoholic and intoxicating beverages; prohibiting use of licensed premises.—
    (1) Except as otherwise provided by county or municipal ordinance, no alcoholic beverages may be sold, consumed, served, or permitted to be served or consumed in any place holding a license under the division between the hours of midnight and 7 a.m. of the following day. This section shall not apply to railroads selling only to passengers for consumption on railroad cars.
    (2) Except as otherwise provided by county or municipal ordinance, no vendor issued an alcoholic beverage license to sell alcoholic beverages for consumption on the vendor’s licensed premises and whose principal business is the sale of alcoholic beverages, shall allow the licensed premises, as defined in s. 561.01(11), to be rented, leased, or otherwise used during the hours in which the sale of alcoholic beverages is prohibited. However, this prohibition shall not apply to the rental, lease, or other use of the licensed premises on Sundays after 8 a.m. Further, neither this subsection, nor any local ordinance adopted pursuant to this subsection, shall be construed to apply to a theme park complex as defined in s. 565.02(6) or an entertainment/resort complex as defined in s. 561.01(18).
    (3) The division shall not be responsible for the enforcement of the hours of sale established by county or municipal ordinance.
    (4) Any person violating this section shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083.
    History.—s. 11, ch. 16774, 1935; CGL 1936 Supp. 4151(237); s. 1, ch. 20830, 1941; ss. 1-4, ch. 21944, 1943; s. 1, ch. 22605, 1945; s. 16, ch. 23746, 1947; s. 1, ch. 57-327; ss. 16, 35, ch. 69-106; s. 566, ch. 71-136; s. 2, ch. 72-230; s. 21, ch. 79-11; s. 3, ch. 97-165.
    ps, NOBODY under the age of 21 is allowed to drink in Florida, UNLESS you are in class at a college or university, woot!

    1562.111 Possession of alcoholic beverages by persons under age 21 prohibited.—
    (1) It is unlawful for any person under the age of 21 years, except a person employed under the provisions of s. 562.13 acting in the scope of her or his employment, to have in her or his possession alcoholic beverages, except that nothing contained in this subsection shall preclude the employment of any person 18 years of age or older in the sale, preparation, or service of alcoholic beverages in licensed premises in any establishment licensed by the Division of Alcoholic Beverages and Tobacco or the Division of Hotels and Restaurants. Notwithstanding the provisions of s. 562.45, any person under the age of 21 who is convicted of a violation of this subsection is guilty of a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083; however, any person under the age of 21 who has been convicted of a violation of this subsection and who is thereafter convicted of a further violation of this subsection is, upon conviction of the further offense, guilty of a misdemeanor of the first degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083.
    (2) The prohibition in this section against the possession of alcoholic beverages does not apply to the tasting of alcoholic beverages by a student who is at least 18 years of age, who is tasting the alcoholic beverages as part of the student’s required curriculum at a postsecondary educational institution that is institutionally accredited by an agency recognized by the United States Department of Education and that is licensed or exempt from licensure pursuant to the provisions of chapter 1005 or is a public postsecondary education institution; if the student is enrolled in the college and is tasting the alcoholic beverages only for instructional purposes during classes that are part of such a curriculum; if the student is allowed only to taste, but not consume or imbibe, the alcoholic beverages; and if the alcoholic beverages at all times remain in the possession and control of authorized instructional personnel of the college who are 21 years of age or older.
    (3) In addition to any other penalty imposed for a violation of subsection (1), the court shall direct the Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles to withhold issuance of, or suspend or revoke, the violator’s driver’s license or driving privilege, as provided in s. 322.056.
    History.—s. 2, ch. 57-327; s. 2, ch. 72-230; s. 50, ch. 77-121; s. 3, ch. 80-74; s. 3, ch. 85-285; s. 4, ch. 90-265; s. 859, ch. 97-103; s. 2, ch. 2002-7; s. 68, ch. 2003-1.
    1Note.—Sections 6 and 8, ch. 85-285, in pertinent part provide, respectively, that “in the event that a federal court of last resort determines that it is unconstitutional for the Federal Government to withhold transportation funds from the state because the legal age of the sale, consumption, or possession of alcoholic beverages is under 21 years of age or if federal legislation is enacted to allow the drinking age to be lowered or modified from 21 years of age, it is the intent of the Legislature that the amendments to [this section] contained in this act shall be null and void and that [this section reverts] to the language existing . . . on June 30, 1985.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derka Derka View Post
    6 am in wells branch.
    Quote Originally Posted by MrPhlegm View Post
    562.14 Regulating the time for sale of alcoholic and intoxicating beverages; prohibiting use of licensed premises.—
    (1) Except as otherwise provided by county or municipal ordinance, no alcoholic beverages may be sold, consumed, served, or permitted to be served or consumed in any place holding a license under the division between the hours of midnight and 7 a.m. of the following day. This section shall not apply to railroads selling only to passengers for consumption on railroad cars.
    (2) Except as otherwise provided by county or municipal ordinance, no vendor issued an alcoholic beverage license to sell alcoholic beverages for consumption on the vendor’s licensed premises and whose principal business is the sale of alcoholic beverages, shall allow the licensed premises, as defined in s. 561.01(11), to be rented, leased, or otherwise used during the hours in which the sale of alcoholic beverages is prohibited. However, this prohibition shall not apply to the rental, lease, or other use of the licensed premises on Sundays after 8 a.m. Further, neither this subsection, nor any local ordinance adopted pursuant to this subsection, shall be construed to apply to a theme park complex as defined in s. 565.02(6) or an entertainment/resort complex as defined in s. 561.01(18).
    (3) The division shall not be responsible for the enforcement of the hours of sale established by county or municipal ordinance.
    (4) Any person violating this section shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083.
    History.—s. 11, ch. 16774, 1935; CGL 1936 Supp. 4151(237); s. 1, ch. 20830, 1941; ss. 1-4, ch. 21944, 1943; s. 1, ch. 22605, 1945; s. 16, ch. 23746, 1947; s. 1, ch. 57-327; ss. 16, 35, ch. 69-106; s. 566, ch. 71-136; s. 2, ch. 72-230; s. 21, ch. 79-11; s. 3, ch. 97-165.
    Wells Branch: A train and an amusement park, all in one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOR View Post
    Where's our drunken Jameslaw update?
    Stared at the beginning of the UT game yesterday. Finished and went to sleep at 10:30. 18 pack of bud light and a bottle of red wine. Was at home the whole time. Nothing much happened, except for some drunken phone calls......

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatrickMcHorn View Post
    Wells Branch: A train and an amusement park, all in one.
    THEME PARK COMPLEX you $#@!

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    I bought a couple 6'ers of Weedwacker at 8:30 this morning.

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